GAME THREAD: Twins @ Tigers (x2), 5/31/22, 12:10CT | 1:10ET & 6:10CT | 7:10ET

[Parfigliano]

3 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Talk about him being the best player in baseball has kind of slowed down.

Gonna have to hit .410 with 15 XBH and 20 RBI in June to reserrect that talk

[USAFChief]

9 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Does "0" qualify as a crooked number?

No. It's a crooked number that's been ..

Wait for it

 

 

..

 

 

 

Rounded off.

[Parfigliano]

Larnach likes the life of a MLB player.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Larnach likes the life of a MLB player.

I wish that his teammates did too.  Bring the man home!

[USAFChief]

Larnach has really looked hitterish pretty much all year.

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Larnach has really looked hitterish pretty much all year.

Agreed.  Seems like he learned something from his struggles last year.

[mrtwinsfan]

Anyone miss Sano, Friend sent me this asking if i did ?  has a huge lead

Fastest to 1,000 Career Strikeouts 661 Games — Miguel Sanó 747 — Mark Reynolds 816 — Chris Davis 828 — Rob Deer 843 — Ryan Howard 848 — Giancarlo Stanton 874 — Adam Dunn 927 — Pete Incaviglia 938 — Russell Branyan 948 — B.J. Upton

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[wsnydes]

Hey!!!!

Hit #3!!!!

[RpR]

11 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Larnach has really looked hitterish pretty much all year.

Doubles are his specialty.

[Aggies7]

Boy this was a no-try type of game. Seems like the twins take the attitude of their manager. No urgency

[PDX Twin]

52 minutes ago, CRF said:

Does that come with a side of Dung Flung Low?

There is a famous (infamous) Chinese restaurant in Portland called Hung Far Low.

[mrtwinsfan]

Moran needs to stay as # 1 or 2 l.h. option- being our Pen is so bad with leftys , Looks like the kid at least has Talent

[PDX Twin]

If Polanco makes that play in the 2nd, it's 2-0 right now.

[h2oface]

One pathetic performance by the Minnesota Twins.

[mrtwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

If Polanco makes that play in the 2nd, it's 2-0 right now.

[Winston Smith]

What an effort.

[Parfigliano]

That game was like they were 30 games back in the last week of Sept

[Rosterman]

Well, I was wrong. FOur relief pitchers total in a double header. Usually just ONE game in Twinsland!

Boy, those Tigers have good pitchers!

[wsnydes]

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[Rosterman]

23 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Anyone miss Sano, Friend sent me this asking if i did ?  has a huge lead

Fastest to 1,000 Career Strikeouts 661 Games — Miguel Sanó 747 — Mark Reynolds 816 — Chris Davis 828 — Rob Deer 843 — Ryan Howard 848 — Giancarlo Stanton 874 — Adam Dunn 927 — Pete Incaviglia 938 — Russell Branyan 948 — B.J. Upton

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Who?

[wsnydes]

5 hours ago, wsnydes said:

That seems decidedly Tiger-esque this season.

So, he'll throw a shutout?

I wasn't far off, unfortunately...

[LVTwinsfan]

The Twins are 5-5 in their last 10 games. All of those games are vs KC or Det

[Aggies7]

Eh what the heck, they won the first game. Why show up for game two? Rarely does a team sweep a doubleheader. Who cares if it’s the tigers?

 

what a terrible effort 

[RpR]

Twins are paying the price of too many rookies, for any reason, and Jeffers.