GAME THREAD: 4/1/21 Minnesota Twins @ Milwaukee Brewers, 1:10 CDT

[Aggies7]

 

Almost as bad as donaldson's calf

You can also pull a beard

[USAFChief]

Over/under on Donaldson's return:

 

June 1st.

[Puckett34]

 

Someone needs to tell Jake Cave, that beard just isn't working.

I think if he trims it down a bit, it could work. Shaggy CAVEman doesn't work.

[Aggies7]

 

Over/under on Donaldson's return:

June 1st.

What year?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Don’t worry, Donaldson just playing out the April Fool’s injury prank to make us uncomfortable

[TFRazor]

 

You can also pull a beard

Yeah but pulling a beard won't knock you out of the game

[umterp23]

Well that sure didn't take long for the Bringer of Calves Pain!  Maybe he should only play when the temperatures are in the 75F - 95F range.  Dude is cashing easy pay checks with all the leg issues.  IL here he comes

[operation mindcrime]

I hope the Brewers have the Wong guy leading off.

Ba dum tss

[Mauerpower]

Nice inning by Maeda!

[jkcarew]

 

Over/under on Donaldson's return:

June 1st.

Over/under on his subsequent departure:

 

June 2nd

[TFRazor]

 

I hope the Brewers have the Wong guy leading off.

Why did you have to do him Wong like that?

[ashbury]

You can also pull a beard

Early candidate for Post of the Day.

 

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Over/under on Donaldson's return:

June 1st.

Optimistic

[Danchat]

You can’t make this up! Next, Buxton will blow his ACL on the first fly all he has to field.

[chaderic20]

So, does this make Arraez the opening day LF or opening day 3B?  First ever opening day LF to play 0 innings in LF?

[TFRazor]

 

You can’t make this up! Next, Buxton will blow his ACL on the first fly all he has to field.

Really wish you wouldn't have put that into the universe

[Aggies7]

 

Early candidate for Post of the Day.
 

 

[TouchEmAllGuy]

Welcome to the Twins Simmons!

[dex8425]

Wish I could watch a couple innings during my late lunch break at work.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Sano pulling an April fools prank on us with plate discipline?

 

Sano has always had very good plate discipline.  The strikeouts are a result of lower bat to ball skills, not some inability to decipher the strike zone.

[operation mindcrime]

Way to go Simmons!

[Aggies7]

I can’t believe it’s 2021 and pitchers are still hitting

[MNT1996]

At least Maeda made contact

[USAFChief]

So, does this make Arraez the opening day LF or opening day 3B?

Yes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

You can also pull a beard

Excellent "To be or not to be" reference.

[VATwinsFan]

Miguel Cabrera hit his 350th Tiger HR in the midst of a blizzard.

 

And Eddie Rosario grounded out in his first AB as a Clevelander.

[TFRazor]

 

So, does this make Arraez the opening day LF or opening day 3B?  First ever opening day LF to play 0 innings in LF?

Who's on first.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

At least Maeda made contact

Next atbat...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Early candidate for Post of the Day.

 

Concur

[Cap'n Piranha]

Rocco Baldelli needed Mike Bell to help him understand that batting a high average, high OBP, good plate discipline guy like Arraez leadoff is a good idea?  Maybe Rocco's not so smart about baseball...