GAME THREAD: 4/1/21 Minnesota Twins @ Milwaukee Brewers, 1:10 CDT

[TFRazor]

 

there are, in Australia. .

Yeah, out back...

[ashbury]

It's not just the lack of location, this inning, it's Maeda's inability to put guys away.

[Ghost_Of_Sid_Hartman]

And exhale....

[wsnydes]

Damage limited.

[TFRazor]

Annnnddd breathe

[Giles Ferrell]

*very large exhale*

[MNT1996]

tis but a scratch

[ashbury]

The thread has devolved into chaos. Nobody knows how many outs there are. We've got toilets spinning freely the wrong way, people knee deep in tequila and Chief's doctor told him to stop drinking. We're dealing with some things.

This has been your Circus Boy Update, fans.

 

[TampaTwinsHomer]

Well thankfully we got through that jam with the lead in tact.

[wsnydes]

 

This has been your Circus Boy Update, fans.
 

And I didn't even mention the whole black/white color blindness thing.

[ashbury]

Woodruff wearing a ring on his (glove) hand. That's not too common on a baseball field, is it?

[USAFChief]

*very large exhale*

Yup, recreational use now legal in AZ.

[USAFChief]

Woodruff wearing a ring on his (glove) hand. That's not too common on a baseball field, is it?

Only for home games.

 

...

 

 

Think about it.

[TFRazor]

 

Just joined the game. What happened to Donaldson?

Would you believe he got hurt?

[wsnydes]

 

Just joined the game. What happened to Donaldson?

Hamstring tightness. 1st inning.

[wavedog]

Garver and Buxton competing for who can strike out the most in the opening game.

[wsnydes]

It would appear that Maeda is coming back out.

[ashbury]

Maeda bunts. Strategery!

[ashbury]

 

 

Only for home games.

...


Think about it.

Yeah, delayed reaction but new Post of the Day front-runner.
 

[USAFChief]

It would appear that Maeda is coming back out.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

[USAFChief]

Just joined the game. What happened to Donaldson?

Take a wild guess. Let your imagination run wild.

[Aggies7]

That’s our boy arraez

[wsnydes]

 

not that there's anything wrong with that.

Correct.

[TFRazor]

Luis making it look easy

[USAFChief]

2 out RBI. The key to life.

[TFRazor]

 

Take a wild guess. Let your imagination run wild.

Running is what got us into this mess

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

It would appear that Maeda is coming back out.

Or is he the only Twin that knows how to bunt?

[TFRazor]

 

Or is he the only Twin that knows how to bunt?

You may be onto something there

[ashbury]

not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yeah, he was a Cy Young candidate last year so it's way too earl-... WAITAMINNIT!

 

[wsnydes]

 

Or is he the only Twin that knows how to bunt?

Also an option.