Game Thread "David" Twins vs. Tigers 6:10pm edt 8/24/2019 ad

[mrtwinsfan]

Atta boy Eddie-- Squirreling around

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Winnah.

[LaBombo]

 

This is way off topic......but Adam Schefter just announced that Andrew Luck is officially retiring from football.  That's nuts!

 

CBS sports called it "the most shocking development of the NFL offseason".

 

I'm wondering what the author thinks will happen during the season that will supersede it. Switching from tackle to flag or touch, maybe?

[wabene]

Welp I guess Rogers can still pitch

[Mike Sixel]

I'm still trying to process the Luck news.

[Riverbrian]

 

"Fastball down the middle..." for strike three, on a low inside-corner pitch.

 

Dick and his wife have always struggled with depth perception. 

 

http://i.imgur.com/11jFN.gif

[Blake]

Been a while since I've put one of these up.

[ashbury]

Chicken! It's what's for dinner.

 

[IndianaTwin]

And with that, the Royals are eliminated from the divisional race.

[Riverbrian]

Always remember... Every game is 9 innings

 

And every season is 162 games. 

 

And tomorrow is another day. 

 

We got a ways to go. 

[wavedog]

Rogers restored sanity, nice comeback win!

[ashbury]

Ninja chicken! Twice As Delicious!

[ashbury]

And with that, the Royals are eliminated from the divisional race.

Scoreboard watching in August - this is what it's all about!

[Blake]

 

Dick and his wife have always struggled with depth perception. 

 

http://i.imgur.com/11jFN.gif

Ouch!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I often thought rims that constrict would be a great home field advantage in basketball.

 

How about hydraulic outfield walls that slide backwards when the road team hits?

For the next stadium rebuild:

 

[ashbury]

WWCD!!!

What Would Cron Do?

 

^{_{(Eat chicken dinner with the rest of the team, of course!)}}

[ashbury]

Dick and his wife have always struggled with depth perception. 

 

http://i.imgur.com/11jFN.gif

Good one. Does there exist any footage of his wife competing?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Always remember... Every game is 9 innings

 

And every season is 162 games.

 

And tomorrow is another day.

 

We got a ways to go.

not every season is 162 games. Some are 163. 1995 was 144.

[ashbury]

not every season is 162 games. Some are 163. 1995 was 144.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Always remember... Every game is 9 innings

 

And every season is 162 games.

 

And tomorrow is another day.

 

We got a ways to go.

Sounds suspiciously like a word problem...

 

You aren't trying to sneak math in here, are ya?

[Riverbrian]

 

not every season is 162 games. Some are 163. 1995 was 144.

 

OH YEAH SMART GUY

 

I'll tell you this... Not every game is 9 innings. Sometimes they are 8.5. Sometimes they go into extras. Sometimes the rain stops them at random times. 

 

So there. 

 

(Thinks a little while)

 

Wait... I said 9 innings... not you.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

All 10 of those rejected ideas should be un-rejected immediately

And any one in particuler i should be considering, should they ever trust me with another game thread?

[wabene]

Chicken! It's what's for dinner.

 

There is something wrong here,I just can't put my finger on it.

[Riverbrian]

 

Sounds suspiciously like a word problem...

You aren't trying to sneak math in here, are ya?

 

The Train that left Chicago travelling at 60 MPH will have someone who snores really loud sitting next to you.  

[Riverbrian]

 

And any one in particuler i should be considering, should they ever trust me with another game thread?

 

5. Yoyo Tricks... by Yoyo Ma.
4. Ostrich: bury head in sand.
2. I spy with my little eye.

 

These were my favorites. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

The Train that left Chicago travelling at 60 MPH will have someone who snores really loud sitting next to you.

She talks in her sleep?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

5. Yoyo Tricks... by Yoyo Ma.

4. Ostrich: bury head in sand.

2. I spy with my little eye.

 

These were my favorites.

Got it.

 

Might have to get a bit creative #5, as i don't know Yoyo Ma at all. Bein' me, there is a fair chance it would devolve into Yo mama jokes... But i'll do my best not to let that happen.

[Squirrel]

Might have to get a bit creative #5, as i don't know Yoyo Ma at all..

I do. Such a nice person.

[wabene]

You know some worry when we go all in for a game that x reliever won't be available, but for me it's just such a pleasant change that we can actually pull it off.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I do. Such a nice person.

Would he be bothered by it?

 

If so, that's right out.