Game Thread: Twins vs. Oakland 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CDT) 7/18/20

[Riverbrian]

 

I can be if you add them together.

 

Don't believe Chief

 

Watch this:

 

Hey Chief, Finish this Joke.

 

A Sumerian walks into a Bar... 

[nicksaviking]

A music video I was in might be in one of those vaults.

You sure you’re not thinking of a Whitesnake video?

[ashbury]

Jake Cave breaks up the no-no. As expected.

[Mill1634]

When did we decide to start bunting?? I HATE THAT

[Nine of twelve]

 

A music video I was in might be in one of those vaults.

 

 

You sure you’re not thinking of a Whitesnake video?

Or maybe a Mozart video (with Chief, of course)? You know, the one in which Mozart was filmed at the airport?

[Squirrel]

SCORE!

[nicksaviking]

When did we decide to start bunting?? I HATE THAT

What’s with the ‘we’ stuff? I had no part of that!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Sano-sie creating runs with his feet

[Nine of twelve]

Sheesh! That's baseball.

[Aggies7]

Now that’s bad luck right there.

[BattleYourTailOff]

Bad luck uhghh. When you’re struggling you’re struggling.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ugh

 

No no no no

[Tom Froemming]

Miguel Sano: Certified Piranha.

[HawksNest]

UNREAL play by Olson there.  Tip of the cap on that one

[ashbury]

 

Gibson has huge pressure on his shoulder because he knows our offense can't score any runs.

 

Gibson doesn't know anything!

 

If you don't know that... you can't be trusted.  

"In baseball, you don't know NOTHIN'." -- Yogi Berra

[Squirrel]

As loathe as I am to say ... that was a good play

[USAFChief]

 

Don't believe Chief

 

Watch this:

 

Hey Chief, Finish this Joke.

 

A Sumerian walks into a Bar... 

153!

[twinsbaby]

Another DP. HAHAHA.....

[Nine of twelve]

The Arby's summertime commercial is in danger of out-annoying last year's Pizza Ranch For The Win. And that's saying something.

[Danchat]

Boy, it seems like teams are getting all kinds of double plays against the Twins. Hopefully some of these line drives will miss fielders more often.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

"In baseball, you don't know NOTHIN'." -- Yogi Berra

Half the time, that’s 90% true

[USAFChief]

 

You sure you’re not thinking of a Whitesnake video?

 

She's the one with the hair.

[USAFChief]

 

The Arby's summertime commercial is in danger of out-annoying last year's Pizza Ranch For The Win. And that's saying something.

Ruined Mungo Jerry for me, forever.

[nicksaviking]

Or maybe a Mozart video (with Chief, of course)? You know, the one in which Mozart was filmed at the airport?

You mean Beethoven at the mall?

 

 

Was Carole one the the jazzercise women Joan of Arc was instructing?

[USAFChief]

"Off Garver's Glove" count: 1.

 

o/u is 2.5

[Aggies7]

How many free bases have the twins handed out since the ASB? Preposterous

[MNT1996]

The way Gibson has pitched lately I think Pineda may have over taken him as our 4th starter

[ashbury]

 

Don't believe Chief

 

Watch this:

 

Hey Chief, Finish this Joke.

 

A Sumerian walks into a Bar... 

 

153!

I didn't get this reference, until I remembered that the Sumerian number system was Base-60. Hilarious!

[Aggies7]

And it immediately hurts us

 

Cleveland winning, BTW

[Riverbrian]

 

"In baseball, you don't know NOTHIN'." -- Yogi Berra

 

Yogi was the 2nd greatest philosopher of all time. Right after Bullwinkle.