Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/21/19, 7:15 CT

[ScrapTheNickname]

Cave is bugging me. Get well soon, Buck!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I dunno. Ask google. (I have no shame either.)

What is this "shame" you speak of?

[LVTwinsfan]

Yes.

 

There is a legend from the dawn of spring training. Not until his last hit is forgotten will he hit again.

 

Kinda like Brigadoon, but less music.

I forgot his last hit long ago

[David HK]

Cripe.

 

Hunter, Whit, and Cheslor.

 

The Omegas are at it again.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I forgot his last hit long ago

I think that's why they say good players need short memories...

[operation mindcrime]

CROM was safe!!!!!!!

[Riverbrian]

 

I dunno. Ask google. (I have no shame either.)

 

Riverbrian: Hey Google does the period or question mark go inside quotations or outside"?  

 

Google: "I found 7 stores that sell clothes near you. 

 

Riverbrian: No Google Quotations... Quotations". 

 

Google: The nearest quotation is 558 Miles away in Des Moines, Iowa." 

 

Riverbrian: "Hey Google... Help me with my punctuation... Do I put the period inside quotations.

 

Google: Quotation is pronounced Qwo-tay-shun".  

 

 

 

 

[bighat]

This challenge reeks of desperation.

[operation mindcrime]

What a complete crock of bs!!!!! He was safe and regardless the tie goes to the runner!!!!!

[ScrapTheNickname]

Was that a wasted challenge or what? My answer is what.

[USAFChief]

Sano can't hit.

 

Prove me wrong.

[operation mindcrime]

Good eye Castro!!!

[operation mindcrime]

I'm making a call! Sano goes yard here!!!!!!!

[notoriousgod71]

This will be the AB where Sano makes contact... a ground ball right to short.

[bighat]

Nice walk Castro.

 

C'mon Miguel, how about a sac fly? Just make contact and get it up in the air buddy.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Sano = Must Turn Away From TV.

[operation mindcrime]

I'm making a call! Sano goes yard here!!!!!!!

I told ya!!!

[notoriousgod71]

Sano is Chris Davis at this point.

[operation mindcrime]

Cave's gonna go yard!!!!!

[Cornholio]

LOL

 

Serious question (Which is hard for me).

 

I did a lot of sleeping when punctuation was taught in Elementary School, Middle School, High School and College.

 

When you use quotation marks at the end of a sentence. Does the . or ? go inside the quotation marks or outside.

 

Again Serious Question... and yes I have no shame.

I’m not sure for quotation marks, but the placement of a colon can totally change the meaning of a sentence.

“She ate Jane’s sandwich”

“She ate Jane’s colon”

[twinsbaby]

Another K for Sano! LOL...

[ScrapTheNickname]

Whoever offended the baseball gods I want to see them in my office NOW.

[USAFChief]

To be fair, it's not like we're facing Jacob Junis here. 

[operation mindcrime]

Cave's gonna go yard!!!!!

Nostradamus here!!!!!!

[ashbury]

Sano can't hit.

 

Prove me wrong.

Close, but no style points.

 

[Danchat]

Sano and Cave have no hope at the plate - they just can't make contact with anything. Junis is struggling out there and yet he looks untouchable against them. This is infuriating to watch.

[bighat]

Sano and Cave make up just a black hole on offense.

 

Embarrassing. Stop playing these guys already, put Astudillo in the OF and Arraez at 3rd or something.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Close, but no style points.

 

Just the right balance between sarcasm, despair, and jollity.

[USAFChief]

The K with one out and a runner on third...just like any other out. I read that somewhere.

[twinsbaby]

Sano' whiff% is about 50% right now. Incredible.