Game Thread: Twins @ Seattle 7:10 PM PST (9:10 PM CST) 5/16/2019

[Blake]

 

Castro: "NOW someone decides to catch something??"

How to beat Seattle: Hit the ball at someone!

[operation mindcrime]

It occurs to me, if Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced, married Gregory Peck, divorced, and married Ben Hur, he'd be

 

 

Woody Wood Peck Hur.

 

He married his adopted daughter!!!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

It occurs to me, if Ivana Trump married, in succession, actor Orson Bean, Norwegian King Oscar, former MGM head Louis B. Mayer, and mathemetician Norbert Wiener, she'd end up...

 

Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

These things just "occur" to you?

[USAFChief]

 

I missed most of that big inning due to technical difficulties. I presume more innings will like that follow soon.

follow verb adjective does.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Ha ha, wouldn't it be funny if Seattle came all the way back and drove us all insane?

[Mill1634]

Pineda would really benefit from an open. He struggles to get through more than four innings no matter what

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

follow verb adjective does.

Editing is for suckers.

[USAFChief]

 

These things just "occur" to you?

It's a gift.

[operation mindcrime]

It looks like we might need another 9 runs!!!

[jimbo92107]

Suddenly, Pineda is pitching batting practice. Fastballs at 90, down the middle. Curve balls, down the middle. "Make 'em hit it," is one thing, but sheesh!

[gil4]

 

More cracks about my age. Lovely.

You're really over the hill when they stop.

[operation mindcrime]

Yeah Castro!!!

[MNT1996]

Just a couple hiccups. Pineda's pitch count still looks great

[twins_89]

 

This is a good opportunity for Pineda to relax and get deep. He could use it

 

I think Pineda misheard, seems like the message he got was to let the Mariners go deep.

[USAFChief]

ALERT: Head mod Glunn lurking. Mind your P's and Q's.

[DocBauer]

Hey guys, late to the game after family time. Appears Pineda, for the second straight game, is pitching fine except for some solo shots. Do I have that right?

[wabene]

ALERT: Head mod Glunn lurking. Mind your P's and Q's.

I'll volunteer for the pints!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Hey guys, late to the game after family time. Appears Pineda, for the second straight game, is pitching fine except for some solo shots. Do I have that right?

Third time through the order implosion.

[USAFChief]

 

Hey guys, late to the game after family time. Appears Pineda, for the second straight game, is pitching fine except for some solo shots. Do I have that right?

Yeah...it's the "some" part that sorta sticks in the craw...

[wabene]

Hey guys, late to the game after family time. Appears Pineda, for the second straight game, is pitching fine except for some solo shots. Do I have that right?

I think he's tiring. That's his deal IMO

[ScrapTheNickname]

Here is a funny review of today's Indians/Orioles fiasco from a pretty funny guy.

 

[DocBauer]

I think he's tiring. That's his deal IMO

First year back from surgery. Always felt he'd round in to form but would take a while. Any fellow believers?

[wabene]

If Pineda dropped some lbs he could be dangerous

[David HK]

 

And these days, you find out before the game is played, right? 

Well, it is already Friday afternoon here, so....

 

Tell ya what, though, someone back home actually emailed, hoping to find out what happened in Game of Thrones last week....

[USAFChief]

Send Vogleback to where he came from.

 

 

hahahahahahahahahahaha. I kill me.

[DocBauer]

Pitch total looks good

[Don Walcott]

If Bert or Jack we’re in the booth they’d point out that Pineda was only giving up solo homers. And that he’s out there throwing strikes because of the big lead . . . You know . . . pitching to the score?

[MNT1996]

Fantastic 6th from Big Mike

[Mill1634]

Very nice bounce back inning by big mike. Pitch count in good shape. Send him out for the 7th, no questions asked

[operation mindcrime]

That was an excellent inning from Pineda!!!!