Game Thread: Twins @ Seattle 7:10 PM PST (9:10 PM CST) 5/16/2019

[IndianaTwin]

It occurs to me, if LIv Ulman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced and remarried Jerry Mathers, she'd be

 

 

...

 

 

wait for it

 

 

...

 

 

Iiv Ito Beaver.

 

I wave the white flag.

[wabene]

Cromtastic!

[MNT1996]

my goodness...

[Don Walcott]

He got under that one.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

seriously?? This team!

[ashbury]

CRON !!!!

[USAFChief]

 

Apparently things haven’t gotten any better. Now he’s up chucking in the bullpen.

winner.

[MNT1996]

LETS GO SANO. That's what i like to see

[jimbo92107]

Sano's drive had topspin on it. Sank under the LF's glove.

[ScrapTheNickname]

If a woman named Aurora had child named Alice you could that auroraborenalis.

[Don Walcott]

Hit the ball hard and good things will happen.

[operation mindcrime]

CROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbury]

Ladies and jellybeans, tonight's starting pitcher for the Mariners:

 

[IndianaTwin]

Only player to wear his birthday on his back?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Carlos May, born 5/17.

[MNT1996]

How in the world did seattle start 13-2?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Sheesh, take the out at first, Seattle guy

[Mill1634]

Good base running by Marwin right there. Also, this defense is horrible. Yikes

[USAFChief]

It occurs to me, if Sandra Locke married Elliot Ness, divorced him, and married Herman Munster, she'd be...

 

 

...

 

 

Sandra Locke Ness Munster.

[Mill1634]

BUXTON BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[MNT1996]

This just isn't fair

[ashbury]

Welp, it's getting too late for this East Coast lightweight. I'll have to leave it to you hardier or more westerly fans to bring this win home.

[wabene]

geez the kid is for real

[Brock Beauchamp]

Yeah, okay. Good night, everyone.

[USAFChief]

 

How in the world did seattle start 13-2?

They weren't playing the ALC leading MINNESOTA TWINS, natch.

[jimbo92107]

Well, I guess that's a pretty good 4th inning...so far.

[wabene]

I'm just getting revved up!

[USAFChief]

 

Welp, it's getting too late for this East Coast lightweight. I'll have to leave it to you hardier or more westerly fans to bring this win home.

8 PM is too late?

 

How old ARE you anyway??

[IndianaTwin]

I’m hoping the offense keeps quoting Chicago album titles.

As I was saying...

[OTPS300]

Twins crushing the ball tonight to start this road trip, and my Chicago song is: 

[jimbo92107]

Worry free baseball to follow. Pitchers have no reason not to attack, and hitters have no reason not to attack...