Game Thread: Twins @ Seattle 7:10 PM PST (9:10 PM CST) 5/16/2019

[Blake]

Good grief, I could hear the "clang" of the ball off Seattle gloves.

[USAFChief]

It occurs to me...If G Gordon Liddy married Boutros Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G, he'd be

 

G. Ghali G.

[wabene]

This is a good opportunity for Pineda to relax and get deep. He could use it

[Blake]

 

I’m wondering if this isn’t too much of a good thing, watching the Twins this year is like starting on that third piece of pumpkin pie, after two helpings of the big Thanksgiving dinner.

The 29 year old self is not seeing the problem.

 

The current version doesn't see the problem, just has more physical limitations than my 29 year old self.

[USAFChief]

 

The 29 year old self is not seeing the problem.

 

The current version doesn't see the problem, just has more physical limitations than my 29 year old self.

Some of my physical limitations are 29 yrs old.

[twinssporto]

 

Cruz out for the third straight game. How long before he is put retroactively on the IL?

Everyone needs a little time away, I had to say....

 

Chicago circa 1980's

[MNT1996]

Pineda looking sharp

[Blake]

 

Some of my physical limitations are 29 yrs old.

Ah, youth.

[David HK]

Wow- busy day, just checking in--

 

it looks like they ate the steak, mashed the potatoes, and finished off the brownie, then recycled the aluminum tray to make bats for the kids...

 

Go Twinkies- keep chowin'!

[Blake]

 

Wow- busy day, just checking in--

 

it looks like they ate the steak, mashed the potatoes, and finished off the brownie, then recycled the aluminum tray to make bats for the kids...

 

Go Twinkies- keep chowin'!

"If You Leave Me Now."

[USAFChief]

 

Pineda looking sharp

Yup, and pitching well too!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ah, youth.

Wasted on the young!

[Don Walcott]

Wasted on the young!

That was me. Young and wasted.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Castro stings another ball, at a fielder

[USAFChief]

 

Castro stings another ball, at a fielder

Castro: "NOW someone decides to catch something??"

[USAFChief]

Buxton sucks again.

[MNT1996]

Seattle pitchers really don't like Kep's feet

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Wouldn’t it be funny if, turns out, all these home runs mattered tonight, like yesterday?

 

Well, maybe “funny” is not the word...

[Don Walcott]

Seattle pitchers really don't like Kep's feet

It’s the cans! They hate those cans!!

[USAFChief]

 

Seattle pitchers really don't like Kep's feet

They're aiming for his backside. Command is an issue.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

It occurs to me...If G Gordon Liddy married Boutros Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G, he'd be

 

G. Ghali G.

You have run out of good will.

[USAFChief]

 

Wouldn’t it be funny if, turns out, all these home runs mattered tonight, like yesterday?

Well, maybe “funny” is not the word...

I'll see that and raise ya...'

 

Wouldn't it be funny if, turns out, those two baserunners that got thrown out matter tonight?

[Mill1634]

Will be interesting to see what the lineups look like the next 3 games facing three lefties. Hopefully Cruz is good to go for at least the weekend games. Guessing Marwin and Willians both start a game in the outfield

[USAFChief]

 

You have run out of good will.

And I really like that one.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

Wasted on the young!

And middle age is wasted on the mid-aged.

[USAFChief]

 

Will be interesting to see what the lineups look like the next 3 games facing three lefties. Hopefully Cruz is good to go for at least the weekend games. Guessing Marwin and Willians both start a game in the outfield

Willians will start twice at C.

[OTPS300]

 

It occurs to me...If G Gordon Liddy married Boutros Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G, he'd be

 

G. Ghali G.

If Michelle Wie married Drew Willy, divorced him and married Chris Weinke, she would be Michelle Wie Willy Weinke.

[ScrapTheNickname]

I missed most of that big inning due to technical difficulties. I presume more innings will like that follow soon.

[Don Walcott]

Kepler back to popping out. DFA him.

[USAFChief]

It occurs to me, if Ivana Trump married, in succession, actor Orson Bean, Norwegian King Oscar, former MGM head Louis B. Mayer, and mathemetician Norbert Wiener, she'd end up...

 

Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.