Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 5/3/19, 6:05 CT

[wabene]

Rally cap is on Boof

[BoofBonser]

If Kep gets on, my girlfriend will be notified.

[MNT1996]

If Buxton's spot happens to come up this inning you gotta pinch hit him. I don't trust him against 100 mph

[bird]

 

If the Twins can get 3 runs off Chapman, I'll sell my car, house, and girlfriend

 

It ain't happening

 

 

How much for the girl?

 

Asking for a friend.

[bird]

 

Got pictures? LOL

 

 

 

I do. PM me.

[BoofBonser]

 

How much for the girl?

 

Asking for a friend.

Do you have a sister? May throw in a trade-in allowance 

[Don Walcott]

Okay, Schoop, make milldaddy look like a genius.

[wavedog]

Don’t swing at that uggh

[DocBauer]

How much for the girl?

 

Asking for a friend.

Shhh!

 

Was supposed to be just between us!

[BoofBonser]

"Adrianza on-deck" is a depressing quote

[Don Walcott]

I would not want to catch Chapman.

[bird]

 

Do you have a sister? May throw in a trade-in allowance 

 

Yes, I do. She was Chief's babysitter. Single for the past 62 years now and looking.

[DocBauer]

Great quote by Kaat:"The guy the Twins really missed tonight was Astudillo."

[wavedog]

We are making Chapman throw a lot of pitches

[wavedog]

Dang it

[MNT1996]

Death. Taxes. Twins losing to the Yankees.

[Don Walcott]

Tomorrow is another day.

[wabene]

Gah

[70charger]

Lost by the amount of unearned runs. Not the prettiest game today, but the good news is there's another one tomorrow.

[DocBauer]

Crappy game. A loss. Oh well. Go get 'em tomorrow boys!

[Mill1634]

Ugly game. At least we made Chapman more than likely unavailable for tomorrow. I am confident this team will bounce back tomorrow. 

 

Have a safe night everyone, see yeah for lunch tomorrow!!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I wish I had that optimism, but I've seen 1 too many Twins vs. Yankees games.

ok, now it’s over

[BoofBonser]

 

Lost by the amount of unearned runs. Not the prettiest game today, but the good news is there's another one tomorrow.

Early one as well! Not much time to dwell on this one.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Okay, I'll make sure to repost after the game is over!

excellent, I appreciate your cooperation

[Mike Sixel]

I miss the funny gamethreads....

[BoofBonser]

I'm not too worried about this game as the Yankees used their best starter and all of their best relievers while the Twins suffered through a very sloppy offensive and defensive game only to lose by 3 using Morin and Romero out of the pen. Look for a bounce-back tomorrow from a resilient team. 

 

Go Twins!

[mickeymental]

season is over.

[luckylager]

Yep, like Roy Smalley just said, Twins stunk in all aspects. Yankees played poorly, Twins managed to play worse. Horrible home plate umpiring. Ugly game all around. Get 'em tomorrow.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

I miss the funny gamethreads....

I miss the game threads that didn't spend most of their time on either irrelevance or despair. God forbid, it's actually possible to have game threads without persistent bitching or not talking about the game at all.

 

It seems there could be a middle ground between those two widely disparate points.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Yep, like Roy Smalley just said, Twins stunk in all aspects. Yankees played poorly, Twins managed to play worse. Horrible home plate umpiring. Ugly game all around. Get 'em tomorrow.

Yep, as I called in the third or so inning:

"I can just tell this is going to be one of those unlucky games the Twins simply won’t win, despite the offense looking adequate."

 

Basically everything went against the team (largely deserved defensively) and they lost by three runs. It happens. That's baseball.