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Game Thread: Twins vs. White Sox 7:10pm cdt 8/30/2017

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You know how slow Pelfrey is?   Roy Smalley can't fill the time between pitches.    

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I remember when I retired from the Air Force.  I'd been in for 26 years, and now I had to go out into the civilian work force and find a job...which meant job interviews.   I admit, it took me a while

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One time i was at this park and i heard a story about two hikers that rounded a corner in the trail and came across a bear. One of them quietly sets his backpack down, removes his boots, gets out his

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I want ice cream. I don't have any. And I don't have yogurt, either, which I sometimes use when I have an ice cream craving.

We're out of sherbet, if you want to come over for that.

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Trying to make a trig joke, but i have no angle to one and am not receiving any helpful sines from above.  So I guess I'll just go off on a baseball tangent instead.

 

*sees self out*

 

I'm really struggling to comprehend your hyperbole here...

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SOOOOOO...I don't get it.  

 

Mrs Chief sent me to the store for a loaf of bread, and told me "and if they have eggs, get a dozen."

 

So I came home and she opened up the bag, and groaned.  "Why can't you listen to me?  There's a dozen loaves of bread!"  She's been pouting all night.

 

I don't get it.  The store had eggs.

 

Ooooh, logic jokes.

 

So three software engineers walk into a bar. The bartender says: "three beers, guys?" The first engineer says: "I don't know." The second engineer says: "I don't know." The third engineer says: "Yes."

 

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Rosario has become such a dangerous hitter.

 

Sure would be nice to throw Sano in the middle of this....

Just think how much better we will be this year, and next year, and the year after that, and the year after that...

 

<----handing over a napkin

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