Article: Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/9 - 7:10pm CT

[Bark's Lounge]

 

They taste like chicken.

More like Turkey, but close enough.

[snepp]

 

My wife and I were just disagreeing on which is the proper way to eat a Pringle.

 

Which are you?

 

 

[USAFChief]

 

Probably pretty slim, but if he does, I'm hoping it's Frazier instead of Escobar.

winner

[FlauerPauer]

 

So the Sox are keeping the best prospect in baseball in AAA so they can play this Saladino fella....huh

 

Sux are gonna suck.

[Riverbrian]

 

Not me. I just want the giraffe butchered and put in the grill pit. Too dangerous.

 

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head. 

 

There is no joke with that sentence. It's a true story. 

 

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head

 

I just thought it was time to announce it. 

[Riverbrian]

 

So the Sox are keeping the best prospect in baseball in AAA so they can play this Saladino fella....huh

 

They all do it

 

It's a baseball unwritten rule

[USAFChief]

 

Which are you?

 

 

[Blake]

The Twins are up by 5 runs and Duffey is warming up in the bullpen? The most reliable arm in the pen? Up by 5 runs and bring in Duffey? Really?

 

That little confidence in the bullpen?

 

(or am I completely misreading what's going on?)

[BoofBonser]

Buxton 3-4... REVIVAL

[Riverbrian]

 

Seven more runs and they should have a pretty safe ninth inning lead...

 

8 Runs is the most dangerous lead in sports

[Cap'n Piranha]

So the Sox are keeping the best prospect in baseball in AAA so they can play this Saladino fella....huh

Anyone seen TR lately?

[John Kelsey]

Buxton singles off of something called David Holmberg. 

[Aggies7]

I enjoy the guy who took over for hawk in the booth for the sox. Remember him when he was with syracuse

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Sux are gonna suck.

Your Avatar really accentuates your user name. Great job!

[Riverbrian]

 

 

I'm more of a carnivore

 

http://weinterrupt.com/wp-content/uploads/Pringles.jpg

[Danchat]

 

The Twins are up by 5 runs and Duffey is warming up in the bullpen? The most reliable arm in the pen? Up by 5 runs and bring in Duffey? Really?

 

That little confidence in the bullpen?

 

(or am I completely misreading what's going on?)

I think they used him because there was two guys on base and they didn't want to let the White Sox to start a rally. But you are right that he probably shouldn't have been warming up... but I can't blame Molitor.

[Craig Arko]

This is why you stay patient with Buxton.

[bird]

 

Hey Birdwatcher

 

Name this birdhttp://kenarcherphotos.com/img/s1/v22/p998974076-3.jpg

 

 

Okay. I choose Arvid. No reason in particular.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head. 

 

There is no joke with that sentence. It's a true story. 

 

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head

 

I just thought it was time to announce it. 

Why not? You have nothing to lose.

[USAFChief]

Mrs Chief's method of sharing with me:

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/06/20120626-Chip-Face-Pringles-Gasket.jpg

[LaBombo]

 

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head. 

 

There is no joke with that sentence. It's a true story. 

 

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head

 

I just thought it was time to announce it. 

 

That sounds significantly less disturbing than you having eaten a giraffe's head off of a cracker, so... glass half full!

Edited May 10, 2017 by LaBombo

[Aggies7]

Mrs Chief's method of sharing with me:

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/06/20120626-Chip-Face-Pringles-Gasket.jpg

Eww

[ashbury]

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head.

Well, sure. Who hasn't?

 

What about a Lay's potato chip, though? No, not several. Just one.

[IndianaTwin]

 

I enjoy the guy who took over for hawk in the booth for the sox. Remember him when he was with syracuse

 

Yep, he's just goofy enough to be hilarious.

 

A few minutes ago...

 

Benetti: "(Reading promo about getting games)... on all your supported devices."

 

Stone: "Are there unsupported devices?"

 

Benetti: "Yes, it's hard to get reception on your blender." 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Okay. I choose Arvid. No reason in particular.

I should probably start being serious. The name of the bird is "Unrealistic Colored Head El Purple".

[Cap'n Piranha]

The downside of the lineup's success today? Molitor will probably equate its triumphs with Mauer batting leadoff.

[Riverbrian]

 

That sounds significantly less disturbing than you having eaten a giraffe's head off of a cracker, so... glass half full!

 

Andrew Zimmern tried to make me do that... I refused... I just shook my head with my mouth closed tight with a look of fear in my eyes. 

 

 

[mikecgrimes]

If Berrios steps in and gets things rolling the starting pitching will be in good shape to keep the Twins in contention

[David HK]

Death, taxes, and beatin' the hell out of the white sox. Should be regular things. At least one of those things are enjoyable...

[LaBombo]

 

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Of course it depends on what you personally consider to be an odd number. I think 4 is kind of odd. 

 

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