Article: Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/9 - 7:10pm CT

[yarnivek1972]

Quality

Gibson allowed 3 runs in his first AAA start. Gibson has allowed 5 in 6 starts. But he doesn't belong up here.

[crapforks]

Hoping for a blowout tomorrow to get the gas cans some work. Presley, Haley, Beslile, etc.

[Riverbrian]

 

First she applies the Pringle.

 

Then she securely applies the duct tape. 

 

Chief: Mffmmffff

Mrs. Chief: What Honey?

Chief: Mmmffmmfff

Mrs. Chief: Talk Slower I can't understand you

Chief: Why did mmfffmmm robber take mmfffmmfffffm bath mmmffffmmfmm fore robbing mfffmfm bank. 

 

 

 

http://babylonbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/spicer-1-696x418.png

[bird]

 

I want to eat a giraffe and a silver back gorilla. I thought this was the right time to announce this.

 

Both are delicious served on a bed of hummingbird.

[LaBombo]

 

Gibson lost his start for Rochester. 6 innings, 3 runs.

 

 

AAA recap headline tomorrow: 

 

"Angry birds' future Ham Fighter can't stop Iron Pigs despite help from pen."

Edited May 10, 2017 by LaBombo

[USAFChief]

winnah!

 

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[snepp]

Wait, the game is over?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Both are delicious served on a bed of hummingbird.

That's a lot of hummingbirds, but I am game.

[USAFChief]

 

Hoping for a blowout tomorrow to get the gas cans some work. Presley, Haley, Beslile, etc.

Not to worry.  If the gas cans get some work, there'll be a blowout.

 

You have the sequencing wrong, though.

[Bark's Lounge]

[Oldgoat_MN]

 

Chief: Mffmmffff

Mrs. Chief: What Honey?

Chief: Mmmffmmfff

Mrs. Chief: Talk Slower I can't understand you

Chief: Why did mmfffmmm robber take mmfffmmfffffm bath mmmffffmmfmm fore robbing mfffmfm bank. 

 

 

 

http://babylonbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/spicer-1-696x418.png

So he could make a clean getaway?

[Riverbrian]

It must have been a good night... I'm out of likes. 

 

Kinda like... It must have been a good night... I'm outta Jack Daniels. 

[bird]

 

I should probably start being serious. The name of the bird is "Unrealistic Colored Head El Purple".

 

 

In really suuny sun, the head is really that El Purple, Bark. That's why birding is so dang cool, even without LSD.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

In really suuny sun, the head is really that El Purple, Bark. That's why birding is so dang cool, even without LSD.

Minus LSD - you just bummed me out.

[snepp]

"It must've been a good night, I can't find my pants."

[Riverbrian]

 

So he could make a clean getaway?

 

I'm outta Likes so I have to make yours by hand

 

LIKE

[FlauerPauer]

I really do dislike the White Sox.

[FlauerPauer]

 

Minus LSD - you just bummed me out.

Fax me?

[Riverbrian]

 

In really suuny sun, the head is really that El Purple, Bark. That's why birding is so dang cool, even without LSD.

 

LIKE

[Riverbrian]

 

Minus LSD - you just bummed me out.

LIKE

[Riverbrian]

 

Fax me?

 

Like

 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

"It must've been a good night, I can't find my pants."

It happens to me all the time. That is why I have 500 large sized garbage bags on hand.

[DrNeau]

Which are you?

 

 

LOL! I'm A and she's B. Edited May 10, 2017 by DrNeau

[DrNeau]

What I do is, I carefully tip the can so they don't break, remove them one at a time, throw them all in the trash with the can, and go open a bag of Old Dutch.

The old Dutch snack in the windmill pack; the taste just keeps you coming back.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

The old Dutch snack in the windmill pack; the taste just keeps you coming back.

Old Dutch... best potato chips hand down. #Tradition and tastes ****ing good!

[David HK]

Chicken-ery!

From the Mlb site:SOUND SMART WITH YOUR FRIENDS

Buxton recorded his fifth career three-hit game, and four of those have come against the White Sox.

 

Haw haw haw...!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

In really suuny sun, the head is really that El Purple, Bark. That's why birding is so dang cool, even without LSD.

Bird watching is cool. The color is real. It just seemed like a good opportunity to have some fun.

 

Beautiful picture! Let's just keep LSD in the mix sometimes.

[BlackJackMorris]

Great wins Twinkies. Lets have a great road trip.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

My reel-to-reel tape drive doesn't have the bandwidth of your 8-track.

Sorry i am late.

 

My turing machine stopped running.

 

Glad we won in the meantime.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

They taste like chicken.

I didn't think chickens could taste...