Article: Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/9 - 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

So he could make a clean getaway?

 

On second thought... You should have expressed it this way:

 

Mrs. Chief: So he could make a clean getaway

 

Chief: Mmffmmffmf

[Riverbrian]

"It must've been a good night, I can't find my pants."

A late contender for post of the night

[David HK]

 

The downside of the lineup's success today? Molitor will probably equate its triumphs with Mauer batting leadoff.

Argh.  I hate to like this, but I think it's true. 

 

Let's see the lineup tomorrow.  I'll bet he has Suzuki in the 5-hole, too.

[Circus Boy]

 

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head. 

 

There is no joke with that sentence. It's a true story. 

 

A giraffe has eaten a cracker off my head

 

I just thought it was time to announce it. 

Then you threw him out of the studio.