Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 4/25/17 7:05PM

[Jerr]

 

The key to winning is to allow baserunners...

 

Rangers run into outs...

 

Twins can't hit with runners on...

Yes???

[70charger]

Gato Grande!

[Aggies7]

I've figured out the twins formula for winning.

 

Score in one inning

Play absurdly strong defense

Throw out all the base runners

[70charger]

Something something athletic.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

Castro the gunslinger!

He dekes the runners by pretending he's lost the ball.

[Blake]

 

I'm watching the Texas broadcast. What specifically are you referring to?

I'm giving Chi a hard time. She's not a fan of the Hawk. Yeah, I know, probably risking having Chi track me down and strangle me, but, hey, it's all in good fun.

[DrNeau]

Oh my lord, Sano!

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[Jerr]

Ok, Sano pretend this is that guy that threw behind you the other day.....

[Mill1634]

HE CAN MASH, TOO!!!!!

[twinssporto]

GONE!!!!!  WOW..

 

Just like watching a superstar play.

[spinowner]

That's big boy territory right there.

[snepp]

Sano with a non-refundable boom-daddy to left.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Vargas and Sano in the same lineup!

Varno! Sangas!

[GCTF]

Lost: one baseball

[twinssporto]

That was a serious BOMB.

[70charger]

GATO GRANDE!!!

[Aggies7]

Sano is well in the lead for prospects that have panned out

[bighat]

Have yourself a night, Miguel Sano!  

[GCTF]

 

HE CAN MASH, TOO!!!!!

He's too fat.

[DrNeau]

Sanoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

I'm giving Chi a hard time. She's not a fan of the Hawk. Yeah, I know, probably risking having Chi track me down and strangle me, but, hey, it's all in good fun.

I think in general they're boring. The best announcers I've heard, oddly, are both in the Bay Area: A's and Giants.

[Aggies7]

I was just about to type we couldn't score more than one run against BRIAN cashMAN tonight

[LaBombo]

It's nice to see the unexpectedly good defensive plays outnumber the unbelievably bad ones, not just for Sano but the for most of the rest of the d as well.

 

Of course, Sano could play third in a loveseat with a bowl of Doritos for all I care if he's going to hit the ball into the parking lot.

[nytwinsfan]

Jesus Sano, don't single-handedly win this game yourself or anything. Goodness gracious.

[Twinsoholic]

Great homers tonight. Too bad we could not score some of those 6 walks.

[USAFChief]

HE DID NOT GET CHEATED!

[nytwinsfan]

 

Sanoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/276/747/bf9.gif

LMAO.

[Twinsoholic]

Also mighty fine defense by Sano on the Napoli hot smash to end the previous inning.

[DrNeau]

 

HE DID NOT GET CHEATED!

http://troll.me/images/bert/hey-bert-thumb.jpg

[Aggies7]

He's too fat.