Game Thread: Twins @ Indians. 8/2 @ 6:10pm CT

[Taildragger8791]

I think Brock needs to rethink the ads on this site... WhiteSox tickets, Cubs tickets, and Asian dating sites...

 

Edit... Arab dating sites as well.

Aren't ads based off your previous browsing and search history? Uhhh...

[HitInAPinch]

 

how long you been waiting to use that one? :-)

well, he was just counting his money while sitting at the table......

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

But does he know when to fold'em?

What are we talking you? Towels?

[LaBombo]

 

Welp, held it for another inning.

You still good, or do we need to pull the game thread over by those trees up ahead?

[S.]

 

I think Brock needs to rethink the ads on this site... WhiteSox tickets, Cubs tickets, and Asian dating sites...

 

Edit... Arab dating sites as well.

Well, I guess now we know what you're into. Or if you have kids, you know what they're into.

[HitInAPinch]

Twins RISP is 5 -  11 so far tonight !!

[Jham]

Did kepler grab at his left shoulder after that slide? Please no.

[howeda7]

This whole Suzuki batting 5th thing can end tonight. Thanks Mollie. 

[operation mindcrime]

Aren't ads based off your previous browsing and search history? Uhhh...

If that were true I'd have a lot of Asa Akira ads!

[ashbury]

Aren't ads based off your previous browsing and search history? Uhhh...

Strictly as an experiment, I tried surfing porn sites for 9 or 10 years a few years back, and the number of such ads increased by a lot, confirming your hypothesis.

[S.]

As an experiment, I installed an adblocker and now my porn browsing doesn't bleed over into the other sites i visit. Sorry about the lost revenue, Twins Daily.

[LaBombo]

 

Quit plagerizing Kenny Rogers.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160718232259-melania-trump-large-169.jpg

 

[talking through unwavering smile] "Does anyone back there know who he's talking about?"

[operation mindcrime]

Way to go Eduardo!

[Aggies7]

Eddy! Yes!

[USAFChief]

 

Aren't ads based off your previous browsing and search history? Uhhh...

Depends.

[SwainZag]

Double E!

[USAFChief]

Eduardozee!!

[HitInAPinch]

ESCOBAR !!!

 

http://cdn.funcheap.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fireworks21.jpg

[dgwills]

Escobar with the dagger!

[operation mindcrime]

Strictly as an experiment, I tried surfing porn sites for 9 or 10 years a few years back, and the number of such ads increased by a lot, confirming your hypothesis.

Quite the experiment!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

And there was much rejoicing.

[jimmer]

 

Quite the experiment!

wanted to avoid small sample size

[Circus Boy]

 

Good. Stopped the bleeding. Now a couple runs by the Good Guys would reverse the mojo back our way.

 

Thank you, Senor E.

[Jham]

Ima have to find my broom for tomorrow maybe?

 

Edit: for kepler's sake is a 4 game series?!

[USAFChief]

 

Ima have to find my broom for tomorrow maybe?

So's you have it ready Thursday afternoon?

[Aggies7]

Ima have to find my broom for tomorrow maybe?

You can, but will it still be around for Thursday?

[USAFChief]

 

Depends.

This was really funny.  Trust me.  

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

This whole Suzuki batting 5th thing can end tonight. Thanks Mollie. 

Suzuki has been one of our hottest hitters. I think Molitor was smart to bat him higher in the order. Why is everything always Molitor's fault?

[Taildragger8791]

Depends.

This gave me a flashback to yesterday when I was doing some online training. A couple of pop quiz questions provided only true/false answers but it wasn't a clean true or false situation. After answering it comes back "It depends." with a long explanation. Wanted to throw the monitor out the window. Can't believe someone got paid to write that.

[Jham]

You can, but will it still be around for Thursday?

I jumped up when Escobar homered, popcorn bowl went flying, too lazy to clean it up today, I'm going with.