Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-29 3:10 CDT

[spinowner]

 

Leaning toward elderly,  hard-of-hearing neighbors' nettlesome dog.    Anyone have a favorite recipe for Yorkshire Terrier?

 

PS  I would never grill a Yorkshire Terrier.   Everyone knows the only proper means is baking.

Maybe DavidHK can fill you in on the Chinese cookbook: 101 ways to wok your dog.

[USAFChief]

 

  Personally I think red onion ruins any sandwich. 

False.

[ashbury]

Yeah but it seems unneccesary.  Their mom already did.

I read this punch line before seeing what it was in reference to. Boy was I worried about the direction you were leading.

[spinowner]

These last 3 1/2 games are what I pictured for this team during spring training. Hope it continues.

[formerly33]

 

Since Van posted the picture, and nothing is off topic:

IMO, nothing ruins a sandwich like tomato.  Tomatos are fine, but not on a sandwich.

Spoils the texture, it's all wet and sloppy, and the taste overpowers everything else.  Horrible.  You are basically eating a tomato sandwich.

Yuck.

The point being ... ?

 

And I personally enjoy my MLT's.

[Aggies7]

Is the hair ok?

[Vanimal46]

Hope Dozier is alright. Took one hard to the dome there. 

[spinowner]

 

Hope Dozier is alright. Took one hard to the dome there. 

Fortunately it wasn't that hard, more of a glancing blow. He was lucky

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Leaning toward elderly,  hard-of-hearing neighbors' nettlesome dog.    Anyone have a favorite recipe for Yorkshire Terrier?

 

PS  I would never grill a Yorkshire Terrier.   Everyone knows the only proper means is baking.

I eat em' whole and raw like an apple. Caveman style.

[Craig Arko]

Hope Dozier is alright. Took one hard to the dome there.

 

Wheels seem in pretty good shape.

[spinowner]

Double steal?! Cool! 

[gil4]

 

His first name works too:

 

Oh Ricky you're so fine,  pitch so fine you blow my mind hey Ricky!   Hey Ricky!

 

 

 

I know it's a game thread and standards are somewhat relaxed, but...
 

Please get that song a 1-way ticket back to the 80s

 

[ashbury]

The Oakland A's.

Speaking of which, I am giving some serious thought to attending one of the games while I am out West for a spell. Probably Wednesday's afternoon game, though I would like to add the Tuesday night game except it extends the time Mrs Ash will be without the use of a car.

[HitInAPinch]

Twins + Double Steal

 

Just doesn't sound right....

[ashbury]

er, how could I have reached my "like" quota for the day?  Seriously, I don't like you guys that much.     

If it's any consolation...

 

 

:)

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Since Van posted the picture, and nothing is off topic:

 

IMO, nothing ruins a sandwich like tomato.  Tomatos are fine, but not on a sandwich.

 

Spoils the texture, it's all wet and sloppy, and the taste overpowers everything else.  Horrible.  You are basically eating a tomato sandwich.

 

Yuck.

I disagree. Bread ruins a sandwich… and also, Jared Fogle.

[Craig Arko]

Some of you guys remind me a little of Tom, Bert, and William.

[Vanimal46]

Alright it's time for Dinger's man crush to come through!

[USAFChief]

 

The point being ... ?

 

And I personally enjoy my MLT's.

[HitInAPinch]

Pulling Walker out.  Twins knock out another tough pitcher.  What's going on here??

[Vanimal46]

I'm watching this game at a bar with closed captions. Did I just read "Streaking Sano"?

[ashbury]

I eat em' whole and raw like an apple. Caveman style.

Raises a corn on the cob question. Quick poll in observance of the grilling holiday: across each row fully, or around and around?

 

_{^{/ just waiting for the hilarious off-color variations this one will inspire}}

[Dozier's Glorious Hair]

 

Is the hair ok?

 

Don't worry, Superman's cape doesn't tear.

[akmanak]

Man, I really hope they are turning a corner here.

[Vanimal46]

 

Don't worry, Superman's cape doesn't tear.

*Mic drop*

Go home early, kid. Good work today. 

[USAFChief]

http://imgfave-herokuapp-com.global.ssl.fastly.net/image_cache/1441492384550658.jpg

 

Thinking of a movie tonight.  Anybody seen this?  Sounds interesting.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Why are prohitter thumb rings legal? Anyone?

[spinowner]

 

Raises a corn on the cob question. Quick poll in observance of the grilling holiday: across each row fully, or around and around?

 

_{^{/ just waiting for the hilarious off-color variations this one will inspire}}

I've always enjoyed the traditional end-to-end but I would love to try the around and around. Sounds like a great change of pace!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Raises a corn on the cob question. Quick poll in observance of the grilling holiday: across each row fully, or around and around?

 

_{^{/ just waiting for the hilarious off-color variations this one will inspire}}

I eat corn like one would eat a brat or hot dog.

[ashbury]

 

And another life wasted. Thanks, Imgflip!