Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-29 3:10 CDT

[Blake]

 

* brains?

 

HAH!  

Double like.

[LaBombo]

 

Unfortunately I've only had smoked Terrier in my life. Do you have a big green egg or comparable smoker to place the dog in?

 

That's actually a pretty good idea.   Don't have a smoker but my fanatical hunting/fishing neighbor who also hates the dog does.    Maybe I can borrow it and then quietly 'borrow' the dog for a moment when it's unattended and demonstrate to it what will happen if it continues to bark as if it were owned by a WWII Aussie coastwatcher who uses it to signal agents on neighboring islands.

[USAFChief]

 

Oh-oh, you risk the wrath of ChiTown. I think I'm glad I'm not you.

I'm sure you are, but that's gotta be reason number 57 on the list, amiright?

[Vanimal46]

Well that couldn't have gone any worse there.

[spinowner]

 

I'm sure you are, but that's gotta be reason number 57 on the list, amiright?

Probably about the same number of reasons you're glad you're not me.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Start working those phones Terry! Any GM want to make an impulse buy for Nolasco?

Like

[ashbury]

LIVE GRENADE!!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!

All except Chief of course. He's the jackwagon who pulled the pin; it's his duty to fall on it now.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Come on, nobody? These prohitter thumb rings?

[USAFChief]

Hey...whatta ya call a PO'd monkey?

[formerly33]

 

Oh-oh, you risk the wrath of ChiTown. I think I'm glad I'm not you.

If you were Chief, though, you wouldn't be ChiTown's brother. Gotta consider all the possibilities ...

[USAFChief]

 

All except Chief of course. He's the jackwagon who pulled the pin; it's his duty to fall on it now.

//checks "Who's online?"//

 

I ain't a'scared of Chi!

[spinowner]

 

Come on, nobody? These prohitter thumb rings?

I remember Luis Rodriguez always wore one. And I had to look up his name to remember who I was thinking of.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

That's actually a pretty good idea.   Don't have a smoker but my fanatical hunting/fishing neighbor who also hates the dog does.    Maybe I can borrow it and then quietly 'borrow' the dog for a moment when it's unattended and demonstrate to it what will happen if it continues to bark as if it were owned by a WWII Aussie coastwatcher who uses it to signal agents on neighboring islands.

Come on LaBombo. Give the dog a break and feed it some chocolate.

[ashbury]

//checks "Who's online?"//

 

I ain't a'scared of Chi!

It was good knowing you.

[formerly33]

Prevailing sentiment in today's thread:

 

[spinowner]

Dozier may be flirting with .200 but he still handles himself well on the field.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Prevailing sentiment in today's thread:

 

That seems be to the sentiment today. Game threads are much better when they are Manic and Unpredictable.

[LaBombo]

 

Start working those phones Terry! Any GM want to make an impulse buy for Nolasco?

 

Great idea!   It's the perfect weekend for it.     Hypnotize 'em with Inflatable Waving Man and throw in a loaded Silverado and he's as good as gone.

 

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[Aggies7]

I'm scared of how well things are going

[akmanak]

Do you guys actually talk about the game in this threads or just compare notes on what play you are going to attend?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I remember Luis Rodriguez always wore one. And I had to look up his name to remember who I was thinking of.

I think we all deserve better than to be reminded of Luis Rodriguez. We've been through enough this season, give us break.

[USAFChief]

 

Do you guys actually talk about the game in this threads or just compare notes on what play you are going to attend?

No.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Do you guys actually talk about the game in this threads or just compare notes on what play you are going to attend?

Yes.

[spinowner]

 

I think we all deserve better than to be reminded of Luis Rodriguez. We've been through enough this season, give us break.

Sorry, man. I should know better.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

//checks "Who's online?"//

 

I ain't a'scared of Chi!

I am trying to imagine Ray Parker Jr. singing that line.

[formerly33]

Knock knock

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Knock knock

(sigh) Who's there?

[LaBombo]

May pitches out of a jam,   so now coincidence is out the window and it's quick inventory time.

 

Effective Nolasco start,   including 7 K's?     Check.     Continuing Mauer Power binge?    Check.     Grossman For President campaign picking up steam?    Check.    Great catch by Santana in center?   Check.

 

So they're definitely aligning;   now it's just a question of what happens when they do...

 

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[formerly33]

 

(sigh) Who's there?

Whom or

[USAFChief]

So Mrs Chief is thinking of getting a little...work done to freshen up her already youthful appearance.  She's been shopping around for a good plastic surgeon, asking questions and interviewing docs around Tucson.

 

She started out with this one old guy by asking if he had ever done any noteworthy work.

 

He told her he didn't want to boast or anything, but he'd raised a few eyebrows in his day.