Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-29 3:10 CDT

[Vanimal46]

Fun with Numbers: It said on Fox Sports North that the Mariners 3-4-5 hitters have a combined 102 RBI. The Twins 3-4-5? 48 RBI.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Don't be stingy with those likes, people.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Someone please let me know when we're allowed to like Grossman. I'm ready when you are.

[KirbyDome89]

I think the question is who is THIS guy?

[Vanimal46]

Grossman!!

[Blake]

The new guy seems to know his way around the bases. Hopefully, the rest of the Twins will follow his example.

[USAFChief]

 

Fun with Numbers: It said on Fox Sports North that the Mariners 3-4-5 hitters have a combined 102 RBI. The Twins 3-4-5? 48 RBI.

Yeah, but it's Fox.  

 

Do we really trust their objectivity?

[Blake]

Wait, the Twins are supposed to give up the lead after getting the lead, not the other way around.

[Ultima Ratio]

These Twins refuse to lose!  I love it!!!http://www.allsmileys.com/files/smiley-central-emotions/5184.gif

[USAFChief]

 

Someone please let me know when we're allowed to like Grossman. I'm ready when you are.

Have a one night stand.  A summer fling, even.

 

But I don't recommend a big emotional commitment.  

[HitInAPinch]

 

Don't be stingy with those likes, people.

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[Blake]

 

Have a one night stand.  A summer fling, even.

 

But I don't recommend a big emotional commitment.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlgDbTpFYJc&list=RDHlgDbTpFYJc#t=0

[USAFChief]

What's the difference between glue, a piano, and a tuna?

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

These Twins refuse to lose!  I love it!!!http://www.allsmileys.com/files/smiley-central-emotions/5184.gif

Smiley Face moose?

[USAFChief]

Dick:  "Better chance he couldv'e caught that ball if he hadn't stumbled."

 

 

[jimmer]

oh jeez.  Come on.  Seriously!!  Routine out turned into a double.

[alskntwnsfn]

Nunez probably catches that ball. Know what I'm saying?

[Blake]

 

What's the difference between glue, a piano, and a tuna?

You can glue a tuna to a piano but you can't tuna piano with glue?

[USAFChief]

Incorrect, but extremely nice try.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

What's the difference between glue, a piano, and a tuna?

Huffing a Piano and Tuna will not get you high?

[Blake]

I think the Twins may win this one, but it won't be due to Nolasco not trying to give the game away.

[USAFChief]

 

Huffing a Piano and Tuna will not get you high?

Incorrect.

 

WAY better than the correct answer, but alas...incorrect.

[jimmer]

 

I think the Twins may win this one, but it won't be due to Nolasco not trying to give the game away.

in fairness, the guy who scored after getting his 'double' should have been never been on base to begin with.  That wasn't on Ricky.

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Smiley Face moose?

You don't recognize pentecostalism? As in, we are witness to a possible miracle sweep of the Ms? 

 

 

Kidding aside, it's raising the roof, I believe.

[USAFChief]

 

in fairness, the guy who scored after getting his 'double' should have been never been on base to begin with.  That wasn't on Ricky.

in fairness, it probably should've been caught, but it was off the right center wall on the fly.

[HitInAPinch]

 

What's the difference between glue, a piano, and a tuna?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.  I got stuck on the glue....

[jimmer]

 

in fairness, it probably should've been caught, but it was off the right center wall on the fly.

and it wouldn't have been off the wall if it landed in a glove as it should have.  A routine fly to the warning track.

[USAFChief]

 

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.  I got stuck on the glue....

Nice.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Nice.

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[jimmer]

man he is positioned deep out there