Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-29 3:10 CDT

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Incorrect.

 

WAY better than the correct answer, but alas...incorrect.

Oh well, I gave it the "good old college try". I really thought I had it locked up.

[Vanimal46]

 

Someone please let me know when we're allowed to like Grossman. I'm ready when you are.

 

*Play music as you read below*

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LmX8WNGy4U

What If I told you, a quirky former pitching coach of the Chicago Cubs found true love for the first time? After being out of the league since 1993, only one player could bring him back to the game he once loved. A 26 year old OF for the Minnesota Twins. ESPN 30 for 30 Presents: "When Robbie met Dinger: Dinger Tells All" Premiering July 28th on ESPN 8 - The Ocho. 

[HitInAPinch]

Ooooh, Nolasco....

 

sounds like the beginning of a song!

[USAFChief]

[jimmer]

'Someone please let me know when we're allowed to like Grossman. I'm ready when you are.'

 

Well, Bremer did just compare Grossman to JD Martinez, so go for it.

[Blake]

Improvement by Nolasco. Held Cano to a single.

[Aggies7]

The 1-2 punch of Hughes and nolasco is deadly. For us.

[Blake]

 

'Someone please let me know when we're allowed to like Grossman. I'm ready when you are.'

 

Well, Bremer did just compare Grossman to JD Martinez, so go for it.

In other words, the kiss of death.

[LaBombo]

 

man he is positioned deep out there

 

Given who's on the mound and the League's dim view of building structures in the field of play...

 

http://www.summitpost.org/images/original/406550.JPG

[jimmer]

He was positioned deep yesterday too.  Seemed like he was about 10 feet from the warning track, if even that far.  The game plan seems to be keep the ball in front of him, because obviously going back on the ball is quite the adventure.

[spinowner]

 

There were at least five. Everyone gets Felipe, Matty and Jesus. Were you forgetting Skiptoom? Or Boog?

Boog was the fourth I knew. I wasn't aware of Skiptoom. Thanks for the update!

[jimmer]

Go Joe!!!

[Vanimal46]

Joe's been eating his wheaties!! 

[USAFChief]

I don't beLIEVE.  What I just SAW.

[jimmer]

Go Sano!!!!!

[Vanimal46]

Back to Back!!!

[HitInAPinch]

another Mauer dinger!!

[Aggies7]

Sano-job

[spinowner]

 

Yeah but it seems unneccesary.  Their mom already did.

LOL, literally.

[formerly33]

 

What's the difference between glue, a piano, and a tuna?

Glue doesn't have scales?

 

Idk ...

[LaBombo]

 

 

Ooooh, Nolasco....

 

sounds like the beginning of a song!

 

His first name works too:

 

Oh Ricky you're so fine,  pitch so fine you blow my mind hey Ricky!   Hey Ricky!

 

http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Better-Than-The-Original-Covers-EMGN7.jpg

[HitInAPinch]

ok, where did the Twins go?? 

[LaBombo]

Mauer juicing accusations in 3... 2....

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

His first name works too:

 

Oh Ricky you're so fine,  pitch so fine you blow my mind hey Ricky!   Hey Ricky!

 

http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Better-Than-The-Original-Covers-EMGN7.jpg

oh god no......

[D. Hocking]

 

Joe's been eating his wheaties!! 

 

I think he liked the tuna - piano - glue joke and it inspired him (he follows the game thread on the phone when he DHs and is not on the field.).

[Pardon My Dinger]

*Play music as you read below*

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LmX8WNGy4U

 

What If I told you, a quirky former pitching coach of the Chicago Cubs found true love for the first time? After being out of the league since 1993, only one player could bring him back to the game he once loved. A 26 year old OF for the Minnesota Twins. ESPN 30 for 30 Presents: "When Robbie met Dinger: Dinger Tells All" Premiering July 28th on ESPN 8 - The Ocho.

Go see it!

[Bark's Lounge]

Come on Joe, don't tell me you want to hit 20HR's this year… really?

[LaBombo]

 

 

ok, where did the Twins go?? 

 

Hard to say,  but now if they do resurface later in the game,  we'll know where to send the angry villagers.

[Aggies7]

Mauer juicing accusations in 3... 2....

[Pardon My Dinger]

S'marvelous, s'wonderful, s'ano.