Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-29 3:10 CDT

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Whom or

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[Halsey Hall]

So as I leave the golf course with the radio on, Mauer hits a homer, and Sano follows with another one.  It's all gone good since then, mixed in with watching Jordan Speith work a lot of magic. I turned it off last night in the 9th, not wanting to see Jepsen and it worked.  I'll do the same today.

[formerly33]

 

 

Stop it you meanie. I wasn't done yet.

[USAFChief]

whom or who?

[LaBombo]

 

Whom or

 

Well done.  And it ended on a more civil note than the last knock knock joke I heard...

 

[formerly33]

 

whom or who?

Yes

 

 

Sorry.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Stop it you meanie. I wasn't done yet.

Whom or who?

[Blake]

 

LIVE GRENADE!!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!

Like.

[spinowner]

Abad throws 92? That gun must be juiced.

[Blake]

 

Do you guys actually talk about the game in this threads or just compare notes on what play you are going to attend?

Yes and no.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Yes

 

 

Sorry.

I am a day late, and a dollar short.

[spinowner]

OK guys, let's make it not a save situation.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Yes

 

 

Sorry.

Edited May 29, 2016 by Bark's Lounge

[USAFChief]

Abad cleverly induces Cano to hit a ball so hard at Danny Santana that Santana doesn't have time to get out of the way and is forced to put his glove up in self defense.

[LaBombo]

 

Yes

 

 

Sorry.

 

Technically Chief does own the copyright,  but cease and desist orders are a relative rarity.   *cough*AshburyJohn*cough*

[USAFChief]

 

Yes and no.

well played sir.

[LaBombo]

 

 

I am a day late, and a dollar short.

 

Tomorrow's another day,   and as for the second part,   we're on it,   bro.

 

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Looks like there's enough to spare for you to buy that new patch for people trying to drop their adhesive habit.

 

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Edited May 29, 2016 by LaBombo

[LaBombo]

If Jepsen strikes out the side,   I'm just gonna go outside with the lawn chair and a six and wait for the end...

 

 

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Urgent Update:     FALSE ALARM!     Earth is spared by a lead off single.

Edited May 29, 2016 by LaBombo

[Bark's Lounge]

To be or not to be, that is the Jepsen.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Whom or

there's nothing funny about it.  looks like the Twins could actually make it 4 in row!

 

was that the right answer?  what do i get?

[HitInAPinch]

 

To be or not to be, that is the Jepsen.

Like

[USAFChief]

Everyone breathe.

[David HK]

Well, a bit of a treat- getting ready for work, and hoping Jeps can finish his shennaigans and maybe get a couple of outs before being relieved, with maybe still a lead

[formerly33]

 

Everyone breathe.

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[David HK]

Wow, DP!  Whew......

[ashbury]

Dozier may be flirting with .200 but he still handles himself well on the field.

I would prefer to learn he was having an illicit affair with .300, but oh well.

[LaBombo]

 

To be or not to be, that is the Jepsen.

 

To take arms against a SEA of troubles...

[USAFChief]

Jespen trying the ol' "get out(s) from baserunners" ploy again, I see.

[mikeee]

d'oh

[formerly33]

 

there's nothing funny about it.  looks like the Twins could actually make it 4 in row!

 

was that the right answer?  what do i get?

OH BLOODY HELL.

 

It's gonna be all your fault if we don't win this!