Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-29 3:10 CDT

[Don Walcott]

Slight difference between the way Centeno handles that bunt and how Murphy handles it.

[USAFChief]

 

Raises a corn on the cob question. Quick poll in observance of the grilling holiday: across each row fully, or around and around?

 

_{^{/ just waiting for the hilarious off-color variations this one will inspire}}

Lengthwise, 3 or 4 rows at a time.  Perhaps skip the last few kernals if they're...suspicious looking.

 

Rebutter and resalt half way through.

[Blake]

Bases loaded and a run scored!

 

#smallvictories

[Don Walcott]

I'm watching this game at a bar with closed captions. Did I just read "Streaking Sano"?

Dick definitely said Sani was streaking. It was awkward.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Slight difference between the way Centeno handles that bunt and how Murphy handles it.

Yeah, Centeno's burns better and you get more bang for your buck… Oh, wait you typed bunt, not blunt. My bad.

[Vanimal46]

 

Lengthwise, 3 or 4 rows at a time.  Perhaps skip the last few kernals if they're...suspicious looking.

 

Rebutter and resalt half way through.

This is the correct answer. Plus black pepper. 

[USAFChief]

 

I eat corn like one would eat a brat or hot dog.

with ketchup?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

with ketchup?

No, just mustard. I wouldn't want Chi-Town getting pissed at me.

[ashbury]

Boog was the fourth I knew. I wasn't aware of Skiptoom. Thanks for the update!

My bad, I forgot #6: Bob.

[USAFChief]

 

By bad, I forgot #6: Bob.

SON OF A ...

 

I spent like 10 minutes wracking my brain for that.  And it was so EASY>

[Craig Arko]

By bad, I forgot #6: Bob.

Bob was actually Desi Arnaz.

[Blake]

 

SON OF A ...

 

I spent like 10 minutes wracking my brain for that.  And it was so EASY>

You're able to concentrate that long at your age? Wow, I'm impressed. 

[spinowner]

 

with ketchup?

NOOOOOO! Sauerkraut on either, with mustard optional on a hot dog but never on a brat.

[Aggies7]

It's too bad we lost our first 9 games...and then 23 of 34. Or we'd be in great shape

[USAFChief]

That was a horrible, awful 0-2 pitch to Cano.

 

A week ago, that's in the upper deck.

 

We're on a roll, apparently.

[Vanimal46]

I was expecting to see a moon shot from that 0-2 pitch. 

[spinowner]

 

It's too bad we lost our first 9 games...and then 23 of 34. Or we'd be in great shape

To quote my grandfather: and if my aunt had b***s she'd have been my uncle.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

It's too bad we lost our first 9 games...and then 23 of 34. Or we'd be in great shape

Nice speech to get us pumped up. You should be running for POTUS.

[ashbury]

LOL, literally.

It's like, you literally got Chief's joke!

[USAFChief]

 

It's too bad we lost our first 9 games...and then 23 of 34. Or we'd be in great shape

We ARE having a great, great "Pacific Northwest Memorial Day Weekend Blowout Tournament" though.

[ashbury]

Lengthwise, 3 or 4 rows at a time. 

Yeah, worrying so much about the off-color aspects, I failed to notice an important flaw in how I phrased the question.

[USAFChief]

 

To quote my grandfather: and if my aunt had b***s she'd have been my uncle.

* brains?

 

HAH!  

[spinowner]

Who are these guys and what have they done with the Minnesota Twins?

[Vanimal46]

Start working those phones Terry! Any GM want to make an impulse buy for Nolasco?

[ashbury]

with ketchup?

Cream cheese and a tomato slice.

[spinowner]

 

To quote my grandfather: and if my aunt had b***s she'd have been my uncle.

 

 

* brains?

 

HAH!  

Oh-oh, you risk the wrath of ChiTown. I think I'm glad I'm not you.

[Blake]

 

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Thinking of a movie tonight.  Anybody seen this?  Sounds interesting.

Like.

[ashbury]

* brains?

 

HAH!  

LIVE GRENADE!!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!

[Blake]

 

You're able to concentrate that long at your age? Wow, I'm impressed. 

Me, I've got the attention span of a gnat on meth.

[spinowner]

A good third base coach would have bare-handed that one.