Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-29 3:10 CDT

[David HK]

I was thinking to myself, just switching on the game-  I'd probably bet any money Jeps would face the tying run.;;;;  Yup.

[USAFChief]

To quote North.."Oh FFS."

 

[mikeee]

He's toying with them

[Don Walcott]

Has Molitor been watching this guy this season?

[formerly33]

P.S. It couldn't hurt if Jepsen would get ahead of a couple batters.
 
 
 
 
/ But not nearly as exciting.

Edit: that actually seemed to work. :-/

[LaBombo]

 

there's nothing funny about it.  looks like the Twins could actually make it 4 in row!

 

was that the right answer?  what do i get?

 

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[mikeee]

Just wanted to make the game a little more interesting.

[ashbury]

So Mrs Chief is thinking of getting a little...

Good for her, sez I.

[mikeee]

Every time Danny says breakin ball, you take a drink.

[spinowner]

Chief, do the honors please.

[USAFChief]

Just another boring, routine...

 

winnah.

[mikeee]

wioah!!!!!!!

[David HK]

Another one to hang on Molly, keeping Jeps as the closer.   Cripe, why do I have the feeling something bad here is just inevitable?

 

Edited:  my feed must be slower than y'all's--  TGI Over...

[LaBombo]

Just going to the store with Jepsen has to be like the car chase from Bullitt...

 

 

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[HitInAPinch]

 

OH BLOODY HELL.

 

It's gonna be all your fault if we don't win this!

I win !!!!

[spinowner]

This was a much better weekend in Washington than their earlier weekend in Washington.

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

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I win !!!!

[USAFChief]

 

Has Molitor been watching this guy this season?

If he's like me, he covers his eyes.

[formerly33]

 

I win !!!!

That you, Nolasco?

[David HK]

Oh, thank you, baseball gods----  

 

No thank you, Molly and Jeps, for that heartburn to start my Monday.  Cripe, it's barely 7 o'clock...

 

OK, well, the rest of the team gets drumsticks and such.

 

Jeps and Molly, you can share this:

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It would be kind of entertaining to watch the Jepsen show day after day in a lost season, if you didn't have the sinking feeling that a contract extension was coming at the end of the season.

[LaBombo]

 

That you, Nolasco?

Or his agent,  maybe?

[Aggies7]

There's got to be another option available to close. Never seen a guy struggle so much to have a non-heart attack inning.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Oh, thank you, baseball gods----  

 

No thank you, Molly and Jeps, for that heartburn to start my Monday.  Cripe, it's barely 7 o'clock...

 

OK, well, the rest of the team gets drumsticks and such.

 

Jeps and Molly, you can share this:

Not a fan of Fried Alien hands.

[spinowner]

We're looking at 128-34! World Series here we come!

[Bark's Lounge]

Today, Jepsen took a turd in my mouth, but for some reason I was able to down it without gagging. I feel somewhat fortunate.

[LaBombo]

 

Not a fan of Fried Alien hands.

 

So you're probably not going to want any Yorky McNuggets either.

[Circus Boy]

 

Don't worry, Supermane's cape doesn't tear.

 

FIFY

[Bark's Lounge]

 

So you're probably not going to want any Yorky McNuggets either.

I'll eat dog, just not Aliens.

[HitInAPinch]

 

That you, Nolasco?

 

Yes