Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-28 9:10 CDT

[Squirrel]

I'm not. <hic> Really, im not.

[David HK]

Oh, thanks, Dick.  A 9th-inning battle, and a lead, for a change, and you have to go and tell everybody who's pitching tomorrow.  #BuzzKill

 

PLUS--  right after that, he has to say "Jepsen will try to protect a one-run lead..."

 

I need another growler.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Runs? We don't need no more stinkin" runs!

Not with George Jepson comin' to the mound   

[Blake]

 

I think it's referred to as......Ninja'd!

 

And I'm drunk..............well you probably are too to be fair, we are Twins fans.

No, no booze here. I spent some (okay, a lot of) time inside a bottle and I finally figured out I was missing too much of life. 

 

Truth be told, I'm just naturally weird.

[twinsnorth49]

 

No, no booze here. I spent some (okay, a lot of) time inside a bottle and I finally figured out I was missing too much of life. 

 

Truth be told, I'm just naturally weird.

Good on ya friend!

[twinsnorth49]

Time out.................Jepsen needs to change his pants.

[LaBombo]

 

Not with George Jepson comin' to the mound   

 

Fire up the treadmill...

 

[jimbo92107]

Here comes Jepsen. Twins really needed a couple more runs last inning.

[HitInAPinch]

Sano shoulda had that one

[glunn]

Sano should have caught that foul ball.

[twinssporto]

Can we have Eddie come out from the bullpen and throw a few this inning?

[David HK]

Still a little life left in this one-  and I'm gonna need every drop.

 

[LaBombo]

 

 

Time out.................Jepsen needs to change his pants.

 

And the ground crew can fix the structural damage to the stadium in the RF corner where Sano chased the ball.

[twinsnorth49]

To be fair, nobody could have predicted this.

[twinsnorth49]

 

 

Time to move that bottle away from that computer screen. Looks like it could do some damage.

[LaBombo]

Just another routine Jepsen outing...

 

 

[David HK]

The only question with Jeps these days is-  will he merely meltdown, or completely implode?

[HitInAPinch]

is his boy Elroy available?

[David HK]

 

To be fair, nobody could have predicted this.

Heh.... the snark is with you, my friend.

[twinssporto]

Sano does have a great arm from right field (when he's on target)

[HitInAPinch]

DANG, nice throw Sano!

[twinssporto]

HOLY COW!!!!!!!  WOW!!!!

[twinsnorth49]

Anyone else think a K could come in handy?

 

Just throwing it out there.

[glunn]

Oh my God!

[jimbo92107]

Dominant performance by Jepsen.

[Vanimal46]

Now that was awesome!!

[twinssporto]

Great heads up play by Cento.  I like his fire behind the plate.  

[Aggies7]

If that stands, that's the most ridiculous ending to a game, ever.

[David HK]

O. M. G.

 

There is no other way this game could possibly end in our favor.  

 

No other way.

[KirbyDome89]

wow...page from the old danny santana school of baserunning...I'll take it