Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-28 9:10 CDT

[Aggies7]

Captain America has been cut off.

That was funny. Ol' Jeff Mace is a lightweight

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

That's it, DFA Grossman.

I've been saying that for like the past.... day?

[HitInAPinch]

Ah, the Mariners fear the Twins.  They're bringing in a sumo wrestler   

Edited May 29, 2016 by HitInAPinch

[twinsnorth49]

Honest to Christ how can this guys name be Boshears?!! There is no ****ing A after the E, WTF?!!

[David HK]

Holy Moley, this Buddy Boshers is a red-neck.

 

Like, literally.  It looks like he needs some Watkins Salve.

[Blake]

 

I think that the Twins should move to the west coast.  They could get a better owner and the home games would start at a more convenient time.

Hey, I like the 5:10 pm starts. Games end early and I'm home early enough to catch the start of the game.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Captain America has been cut off.

This should be POTN, not sure why, just should be

 

 

(Some guy in a captain America outfit--why!?--- was escorted out of the stadium)

[David HK]

Ain't this great?  

 

We've got a pedestrian named Buddy trying to preserve our 7th inning lead, and "Bombs Away" May warming up.  

 

Once again:

[Aggies7]

For the love of god I hate west coast games.

[Blake]

Boshers looks like he's a corn-fed Iowa lad.

[twinssporto]

 

With the way the Twins have played this year, I don't think this is quite right.

I signed on late to the game thread.  Was concerned there were negativity police around.  That guy is still in my head.  Screwing up my confidence and satire.

[David HK]

 

Honest to Christ how can this guys name be Boshears?!! There is no ****ing A after the E, WTF?!!

He's Canadian, maybe.  They talk funny up there.  Huntsville, Alabama, isn't that near Saskatoon?

Edited May 29, 2016 by David HK

[Aggies7]

Ain't this great?  

 

We've got a pedestrian named Buddy trying to preserve our 7th inning lead, and "Bombs Away" May warming up.  

 

Once again:

Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight razor..

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Allright west coasters

 

 

Quit gloating about how early it is

[twinsnorth49]

Dick giving us all the positive vibes here.

 

Thanks

[Blake]

 

Ain't this great?  

 

We've got a pedestrian named Buddy trying to preserve our 7th inning lead, and "Bombs Away" May warming up.  

 

Once again:

I think that's "Meltdown May." The alliteration is important.

[twinssporto]

Sano with a nice catch while doing a tap dance routine.  Those feet really are graceful!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Sano takes a route on a fly ball that makes Santana's routes look like straight lines...

[Aggies7]

Dick says the flags are limp

[David HK]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA......!

 

I swear to God, I love watching the Twins OF dance!  

 

       

[twinsnorth49]

 

He's Canadian, maybe.  They talk funny up there.  Huntsville, Alabama, isn't that near Saskatoon?

Uhh..........no. That would be double E in Huntsville anyway, that ain't there either.

[Blake]

 

Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight razor..

Are you sure you're not talking about "The Missouri Breaks" where Brando plays an eccentric regulator who has his throat cut by Jack Nicholson?

[David HK]

 

Sano takes a route on a fly ball that makes Santana's routes look like straight lines...

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaa--- I'm still laughing!  

 

He took the Jackson Pollock route!

[twinsnorth49]

 

Dick says the flags are limp

Is that what he calls it?

 

Odd.

[HitInAPinch]

All things considered, ain't it great seeing the Twins fight for a win?

[twinsnorth49]

Like

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Dick says the flags are limp

i hate when they project

[Blake]

 

Allright west coasters


Quit gloating about how early it is

Well, since we're Twins fans, what else are we going to gloat about?

[twinsnorth49]

 

i hate when they project

Preferable to protruding mind you.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

With haste, O Mariner batter

See this third strike and return there to thy dugout!

 

 

(Channeling sample size of one)