Game Thread: Twins vs Orioles, 5/11/16 @ 12:10 PM CT

[SirLoin]

Ok, now the world makes sense again.

[USAFChief]

 

How do I quote & post a comment together? \m/

Try the "quote" button on the bottom right.  Then start typing.  

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

The quote button at the bottom right of the post.

 

Then put the cursor below the quote box and type away.

 

Does he have to type away?  If he doesn't, will his text still show up?

[Vanimal46]

 

PUT IT ALL ON BLACK!!!!! 

 

That, or 58 million tacos. 

The only place I know that has dollar tacos is Jack in the Box, or Taco Bell. I'm willing to give it a try though!!

[PopRiveter]

for those of you listening, a handsome woman sports a fanny pack full of headsets...

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm thinking of turning into a cricket fan.

OK... But this is what happened to Andrew Zimmern.

 

http://raisingbeardeddragons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Bearded-Dragon-Eating-Cricket-600x450-1-v1-600x400.jpg

[Cap'n Piranha]

This is such a waste of time, given that Davis will definitely score later in the inning if not here.

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

What exactly could $58 million buy in Vegas? 

 

[nicksaviking]

 

Does he have to type away?  If he doesn't, will his text still show up?

 

away yes, if you don't start off with the word away everyone will be confused.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

OK... But this is what happened to Andrew Zimmern.

 

http://raisingbeardeddragons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Bearded-Dragon-Eating-Cricket-600x450-1-v1-600x400.jpg

 

He said cricket fan, not actual cricket.  Pay attention.

[Aggies7]

the last time the twins won, ted cruz was still in the presidential race.

[Vanimal46]

 

 

How did you know what my theme was going to be for the game thread on Saturday?? It's bout to be a showdown.... 

EDIT: Sneak peek on Saturday....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pUTQ3UM0H8

[PopRiveter]

 

Pat Dean, meet major league hitting.

I sure wish we hadn't given him that lengthy extension immediately following the 5th.

 

 

 

Who am I kidding. Those were 8 quality pitches. I'm going to still believe.

[ShouldaCouldaWoulda]

 

I get it, the broadcasters aren't going to trash the whole team and FO, but trying to make excuses for this team and saying last year wasn't an aberration is insulting.

 

well, the pat dean love affair was short lived.

Don't worry, the Twins FO and management falls in love with small sample sizes from below average players. Dean showed enough for long enough.

[rghrbek]

 

So is Pat Dean right now, as we speak, auditioning for Phil Hughes' job?

 

If you mean because Phil is going to go on the DL after this game, then probably, but to have it be Pat Dean?   How is he better than Milone?

[Riverbrian]

 

away yes, if you don't start off with the word away everyone will be confused.

 

AWAY AWAY AWAY AWAY AWAY AWAY AWAY AWAY

 

 

OK... Now what? 

[PopRiveter]

 

the last time the twins won, ted cruz was still in the presidential race.

You jerks are going to make me run out of "Likes" and have to leave the thread.

[Aggies7]

so, uh, I guess that rain isn't coming?

[mickeymental]

july 26/27: braves and twins at target field -- good seats still available!

[Thrylos]

 

july 26/27: braves and twins at target field -- good seats still available!

 

Define "good", please.

[Riverbrian]

 

july 26/27: braves and twins at target field -- good seats still available!

 

If this was the Premier League with relegation. 

 

Those Games would be HUGE... Nationally Televised. 

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

july 26/27: braves and twins at target field -- good seats still available!

 

http://postcron.com/es/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/NO-WAY-JOS%C3%89.jpeg

[Aggies7]

memorial day against Oakland is the next time the twins will win a game.

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

Define "good", please.

Green.

[HitInAPinch]

 

july 26/27: braves and twins at target field -- good seats still available!

is delivery available?

[Aggies7]

 

Define "good", please.

You can sit in the bullpen. And also pitch for the twins.

[Riverbrian]

 

Define "good", please.

 

Less People so they will have the room to bring in Sofas, Love Seats and Recliners. 

[Mike Sixel]

 

If this was the Premier League with relegation. 

 

Those Games would be HUGE... Nationally Televised. 

 

I believe that is now legally pronounce yuge, btw......or will be soon.

[ShouldaCouldaWoulda]

Lol , Molly wouldn't get the F out of the way for that mound visit. Kind of like this seasons lineups and rotations.

[Winston Smith]

Did anybody figure out what happened to Meyer?