Game Thread: Twins vs Orioles, 5/11/16 @ 12:10 PM CT

[Platoon]

Bad news, that's a repeat. Same game has been playing on FSN for a week now.

I thought it looked familiar.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Great Idea... Bringing Facts to the TD Crowd

 

Here's another

 

Polar Bears are Left Handed

OMG, they are??

[Riverbrian]

 

How is their slider?

 

Got some Bite to it. 

[USAFChief]

 

Got some Bite to it. 

'cause they have those...long pause.

[Riverbrian]

Our scouts would find this Polar Bear

 

http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz125/josephb555/icebear.jpg

[Platoon]

Our scouts would find this Polar Bear

 

http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz125/josephb555/icebear.jpg

It should be easy for Ryan to extend him, he obviously can't read!

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

Our scouts would find this Polar Bear

If that's the case, he better get used to riding the pine. 

 

[Mike Sixel]

For all those that believe in streaks, is Nunez's over now? Can we see Polanco now?

[nicksaviking]

 

Our scouts would find this Polar Bear

 

http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz125/josephb555/icebear.jpg

 

Hmmm, Andrew Albers is left-handed and Canadian, we sure this isn't him? It's been awhile since I saw him.

[PopRiveter]

 

A little slight-of-hand by the bullpen and we may be able to ride this 3 run deficit all the way into the ninth!

Looking back, I really envy that young man. What a dreamer I was.

[USAFChief]

 

Our scouts would find this Polar Bear

 

http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz125/josephb555/icebear.jpg

Looks like an outfielder, to me.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Why would you spend a dollar on that?

WINNER!!!

[Riverbrian]

More Facts

 

There is a 33% chance that a peanut will end up as Peanut Butter

[glunn]

I am glad that I did not set the DVR to record this game.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Is the game safely out of reach so that we can risk playing Polanco in the field?

[S.]

Can we just send our entire pitching staff besides Berrios to the minors?

[Winston Smith]

Terry sure put a nice team together this year.

[Vanimal46]

 

It should be easy for Ryan to extend him, he obviously can't read!

[scottz]

WE ARE VERY GOOD AT BASEBALL!

 

GO TEAM!

FIGHT TEAM!

YAAAAAYYYY TEAM!

 

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME, TALK ME OFF OF THE WALL!

[nicksaviking]

Remember that one time when Michael Tonkin was the absolute worst thing that happened to the pen?

 

I wish we had six more of him.

[glunn]

I think that the silver lining is that major changes will eventually happen. I just pray that they bring in some people from other organizations and don't merely promote from within.

[Riverbrian]

 

I am glad that I did not set the DVR to record this game.

 

GLORM!!!

 

Good to see You

 

Now you Type: It is good... You can get rid of that cane and dog now. 

[rghrbek]

Jones and Davis have looked real uncomfortable in the box over the two game series against us....

[wavedog]

What a gosh-awful team this is.  I think we need to be dropped down to AAA for the rest of the year to avoid more embarrassment.  We'll take Atlanta with us.   

[Riverbrian]

 

WE ARE VERY GOOD AT BASEBALL!

 

GO TEAM!

FIGHT TEAM!

YAAAAAYYYY TEAM!

 

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME, TALK ME OFF OF THE WALL!

 

Did you know that over 15 billion in prizes have been given away in Cracker Jacks boxes. 

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

WE ARE VERY GOOD AT BASEBALL!

 

GO TEAM!

FIGHT TEAM!

YAAAAAYYYY TEAM!

 

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME, TALK ME OFF OF THE WALL!

Keep yer shirt on, we didn't win yet. 

[Twinsbar107]

The '82 twins were 9-14 on May 1. They then went on a 5-36 tear and were 14-50 on June 15.

 

So yes, it can get worse. Much worse.

 

They were 3-26 in may.

We will be lucky to get that at this rate.

[Platoon]

Did you know that over 15 billion in prizes have been given away in Cracker Jacks boxes.

 

Did I not just hear CJ was eliminating the toys? .

[Mike Sixel]

Polanco is alive. Now we just have to find Meyer, and I'll be able to sleep tonight....

[mickeymental]

remember that four-game winning streak? that was awesome.