Game Thread: Twins vs Orioles, 5/11/16 @ 12:10 PM CT

[PopRiveter]

Nice play Park!

[Platoon]

We moved a soft tossing lefty to Rochester! And brought up ............................... Yet another soft tossing lefty? If we had just changed the names on the back of the shirts, would anyone have noticed?

[Aggies7]

I think I read that the '82 twins started 16-54. We'd have to go 8-30 to match that. God I can't take another month plus of this crap.

[Platoon]

the last time the twins won, ted cruz was still in the presidential race.

So good has come of this after all!

[USAFChief]

 

We moved a soft tossing lefty to Rochester! And brought up ............................... Yet another soft tossing lefty? If we had just changed the names on the back of the shirts, would anyone have noticed?

I bet the two soft tossing lefties would have.

[Loosey]

Is anyone else getting told by the Fox Sports Go app the game is not available?

[HitInAPinch]

Don't understand why they have Tonkin throwing all those breaking balls...

[Platoon]

Have you not been paying attention this year?  A base hit to right for this year's team is both a huge accomplishment and a surprise.

Does it have to be to right?

[PopRiveter]

 

Is anyone else getting told by the Fox Sports Go app the game is not available?

I'm watching it on the FSN Go App.

[Mike Sixel]

 

Is anyone else getting told by the Fox Sports Go app the game is not available?

 

Sure, Fox tries to be nice and not let you watch, and you complain........

[Aggies7]

The '82 twins were 9-14 on May 1. They then went on a 5-36 tear and were 14-50 on June 15.

 

So yes, it can get worse. Much worse.

 

They were 3-26 in may.

[Loosey]

 

I'm watching it on the FSN Go App.

Through Directv as your provider?

 

 

[Platoon]

Have you not been paying attention this year?  A base hit to right for this year's team is both a huge accomplishment and a surprise.

Does it have to be to right?

The quote button at the bottom right of the post.

 

Then put the cursor below the quote box and type away.

And don't be nervous, no one on here will ever criticize or denigrate anything you type! ROFLMAO

[Thrylos]

 

We moved a soft tossing lefty to Rochester! And brought up ............................... Yet another soft tossing lefty? If we had just changed the names on the back of the shirts, would anyone have noticed?

 

Wait for Andrew Albers.  He is next.

[Aggies7]

Someone should bluff a bunt.

[Loosey]

 

Through Directv as your provider?

Nevermind, it's working now.

[nicksaviking]

28% of Chris Davis' hits have come against the Twins this year.

[PopRiveter]

I've been trying to write a "Talkin Baseball" parody song called "Tonkin Baseball" but I'm struggling to find a rhyme to "Underperforming conservative expectations," so I'm hoping he can just sustain a little success so I can start the line differently.

[Loosey]

 

 

Sure, Fox tries to be nice and not let you watch, and you complain........

You call that complaining.  You must not be married . . . .

[Rigby]

 

Wait for Andrew Albers.  He is next.

Where is Geoff Zahn when you need him?

[PopRiveter]

 

Through Directv as your provider?

Yep

[Riverbrian]

Centeno

 

New Team Leader!!!

[Mike Sixel]

 

You call that complaining.  You must not be married . . . .

 

good one.....made me laugh.

[Platoon]

Pat Dean: Hi mom, guess what I just got called up to the Twins!

 

Mom: oh Patrick, and things were going so well in Rochester!

[Aggies7]

I'm fascinated by the '82 twins now.

 

Their best player by WAR is no other than BRUNO

Followed by Gary Ward

Hrbek

Bobby Castillo

and Albert Williams

[Riverbrian]

 

28% of Chris Davis' hits have come against the Twins this year.

 

Great Idea... Bringing Facts to the TD Crowd

 

Here's another

 

Polar Bears are Left Handed

[nicksaviking]

 

Pat Dean: Hi mom, guess what I just got called up to the Twins!

Mom: oh Patrick, and things were going so well in Rochester!

 

Great point, are players allowed to refuse a "promotion"?

 

 

[nicksaviking]

 

 

Great Idea... Bringing Facts to the TD Crowd

 

Here's another

 

Polar Bears are Left Handed

 

How is their slider?

[Platoon]

I probably should have typed it as "flavors"

 

No I shouldn't have!

[Platoon]

I probably should have typed it as "flavors"

 

No I shouldn't have!

hard to believe what has become of dozier

Not really!