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A desecration in athletic form. During their 3-0 loss, there was never a time in which the Twins appeared worthy of standing on the same field as Tarik Skubal and the Tigers. Rather, they were rendered a comedic sideshow in an opportunity rarely allotted to them. It had been five years since the last time Minnesota was on ESPN. It may be five more before their next showcase, on whatever network then carries such a thing.
I was not excited for this game. I had a feeling that playing against the best team in the AL—and probably the best pitcher in baseball—would turn the showcase from a revelation of a rarely-seen team into an extended mockery; display of foolishness; a reminder that the Twins are no longer the alpha dogs in the division and that (in this form) they may never be. Detroit has zoomed past them. They run the show. The Tigers have found the glorious combination of young, actualized talent and veteran savvy that turns good teams great.
It helps that Tarik Skubal is a bad man. He's a bad, bad, bad man. There's a unique sinking feeling—one we all know—that comes with facing an ace starting pitcher. Everyone attached to the opposing organization understands acutely that the men we root for every day are likely to be truly embarrassed. So they were. Skubal struck out eight of the team's first nine batters. The other out was a soft pop fly. He ended with seven shutout innings and 13 strikeouts. Minnesota hitters either fell over trying to hold back on the changeup, or were three days late on the fastball. They accrued just a single and a walk, and even that felt like a miracle.
Given the spectacle of the situation—with the national broadcast and show-stopping ace—the Twins gave the country precisely what they wanted. They were sacrificial lambs, walked to a symbolic slaughter against which they couldn't fight back. Not with this lineup. Not with how they hit against lefties. Not when part of their resistance included the now-jettisoned Jonah Bride.
Ultimately, there's little about this game that tells us anything we didn't already know about this team. The organization is dogged by a glacial conservatism inherent in the front office's nature, amplified by ownership's sudden purse-closing following the 2023 season. In recent years, they've rarely come out ahead of the curve. Instead, they've chosen to sit and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait for... something. Perfect health? Perhaps a silver-bullet prospect? A high-interest account to mature, so they can sign someone for more than $4 million? Who knows. In their stead, the team has been overtaken, and thoroughly overmatched by the class of the AL. Sunday was the perfect example of their failures.
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