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Prior to the holidays, baseball’s hot stove went into overdrive, with players like Patrick Sandoval, Paul Goldschmidt, Walker Buehler, and Sean Manaea all finding homes. With these and other signings occurring in the wake of Juan Soto’s astonishing deal with the New York Mets, it’s fair to say MLB’s offseason has been an eventful one.
Just don’t tell the Minnesota Twins.
“The next season is in 2025; ergo, free agency doesn’t start until January 1st,” said a Twins front office decision-maker. “We look forward to getting out there, having discussions, and improving our franchise across the board.”
Despite league-wide player movement documented by hundreds of media outlets, the league, agents, and the players themselves, multiple team sources dispute this narrative.
“I think we’d know if (free agency) started already,” said a source familiar with the front office’s thinking. “There’s, like, emails and stuff. Granted, we have our Out Of Office notifications set through the new year, but someone usually texts us if something really big happens.”
The Twins, operating with a self-imposed salary cap for reasons that only make sense to people who like using words like “headcount,” “touchpoints,” and “stakeholder,” appear to be unaware that some of their own players have signed elsewhere, with longtime Twin Max Kepler being the most notable example. The team disputes this characterization.
“Max is from Germany, this is probably just a cultural thing,” said the front office source about Kepler signing with the Phillies. “Philadelphia means ‘good Christmas to you, sir or madam’ in German. He’s just being friendly in his native tongue.”
When told that this is not what Philadelphia means, the source pretended not to hear the statement and asked if the reporter had seen Wicked yet.
“Ariana Grande is very talented.”
As for the team’s plans come January 1st, the source said the team plans to be thoughtful and engaged.
“Of course everyone wants to sign the big-name guys,” said the source. “But we thrive on the margins. If you have a lengthy injury history, or are old enough to remember the Carter presidency, I’m not going to lie: We’re ready to pay you the bare minimum. Within reason.”
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