Why is Wallner not on the Twins?

[Mike Sixel]

Ridiculous answers only....

[Craig Arko]

Obviously because he’s involved in the blockbuster trade for Paul Skenes.

[USAFChief]

International League flags fly forever.

[DJL44]

Wants to set the Saints HR record

[DJL44]

Hates the Twins City Connect jerseys as much as I do

[DJL44]

Wants to watch Forest Lake softball compete in the State Tournament next week. Go Rangers!

[The Great Hambino]

Because he needed to play consecutive games for St Paul before being called up

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, The Great Hambino said:

Because he needed to play consecutive games for St Paul before being called up

Winner!

-most ridiculous 

-actually true

[Richie the Rally Goat]

He openly ripped Baldelli in the clubhouse for using spreadsheets

[DJL44]

Grand Old Day

[tony&rodney]

Because the Twins didn't put him on the 26 person roster. Someone was too busy; stupid paperwork.

[Craig Arko]

Wallner not in the Saints lineup (at least, not starting) tonight. There may be something else going on.

[C-Gangster]

Obviously in the trade for a 60 year old pitching prospect whos injured we also threw in buxton and lewis into the trade.

[USAFChief]

Have you checked the price of a one way ticket on Delta from MSP to SeaTac??

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

4 hours ago, The Great Hambino said:

Because he needed to play consecutive games for St Paul before being called up

They wanted to see how he came out of the rest day……

[Mike Sixel]

It's clear not everyone got into the spirit of the thread ...

[Squirrel]

9 hours ago, Mike Sixel said:

It's clear not everyone got into the spirit of the thread ...

Probably because some read the headline and not the OP and commented … 

He’ll get to Seattle this weekend but he missed the flight and they put him on the train instead

[Schmoeman5]

12 hours ago, USAFChief said:

Have you checked the price of a one way ticket on Delta from MSP to SeaTac??

29.99 Earl Scheib Airlines.

[strumdatjag]

Because, before the injury, an analyst in a national broadcast proclaimed that Matt Wallner was from “LAKE FOREST” (true!).  Wallner will permanently remain in AAA to spare Forest Lake any further confusion.  

[Schmoeman5]

His mom baked the front office some cookies. Falvey didn't like them. Matt's paying the price.

[jaimedude]

Needed a boil lance and drained. 

[East Coast Twin]

He loves Cossettas.   Minneapolis is too far away.