Game Thread: Twins (Lopez) v Brewers (Burnes), 6/13/23 @ 6:40 CT

[Azviking101]

Carlos Correa, Mr rally killer himself 

[RickOShea]

Keep Kiriloff as far away as possible from Max.

[ashbury]

8 minutes ago, Riverbrian said:

15 men on a dead man's chest. 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum. 

How big was this dead guys chest? 

[OvertheHill]

A couple of discouraging AB’s for AK. I don’t know if I want anyone in the dugout trying to help him or not. 

[Nine of twelve]

10 minutes ago, Riverbrian said:

15 men on a dead man's chest. 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum. 

How big was this dead guys chest? 

I think it's chest as in treasure chest, not chest as in thorax.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

America's Got Talent Judge?

[Nine of twelve]

18 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Unless we're talking Navy. Or Coast Guard.

Or US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps.

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

America's Got Talent Judge?

In Brian's case it's America's Got Chhhhhhutzpah.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

America's Got Talent Judge?

 

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Get Pagan up,

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

I think it's chest as in treasure chest, not chest as in thorax.

A chest large enough for 15 men to be on?  Shlepping that piece of luggage around might be what killed the dead man.

[OvertheHill]

Wide plate tonight? 

[RickOShea]

If I was an ump, I would be careful  getting Singleton upset.  He looks like he could crush a baseball with his biceps.

[Sutter50]

The strike zone is an ever changing cloud tonight

[mrtwinsfan]

8 minutes ago, Riverbrian said:

Brewers will take that trade. They owe Yelich 26 million a year for the next 6 years. 

 

 

Good for Yelich,  It was meant as more of a Career arc,  by both of them

[Parfigliano]

4 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Not sayin we wont get our hair mussed a little

[Squirrel]

4 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

I think it's chest as in treasure chest, not chest as in thorax.

Uh, I think you missed the joke

[cHawk]

Just now, Sutter50 said:

The strike zone is an ever changing cloud tonight

To be fair, all clouds are "ever changing"

[Riverbrian]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

I think it's chest as in treasure chest, not chest as in thorax.

That makes sense. 

Help me with this one.

Killer Queen by Queen. 

"To avoid complications... she never kept the same address".

Wouldn't changing addresses cause more complication? 

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Not sayin we wont get our hair mussed a little

Possible responses are getting down to some slim pickens.

[USAFChief]

8 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

I think it's chest as in treasure chest, not chest as in thorax.

Maybe he meant "Lorax."

 

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Possible responses are getting down to some slim pickens.

That gives me vertigo

[Jocko87]

I distinctly remember watching the Brewers series last year and doing a calculation of what the two rosters would look like if combined as a super team.

I came up with using all Brewers pitchers except two and all Twins hitters except two.

Things have changed quite a bit.

[Riverbrian]

6 minutes ago, ashbury said:

A chest large enough for 15 men to be on?  Shlepping that piece of luggage around might be what killed the dead man.

Allegiant is going to charge you more for that than the cost of the flight. 

[Jocko87]

3 minutes ago, Riverbrian said:

That makes sense. 

Help me with this one.

Killer Queen by Queen. 

"To avoid complications... she never kept the same address".

Wouldn't changing addresses cause more complication? 

Not if you don't want to be found.

[ashbury]

In other news, I saw an item yesterday that the company that produces most of our yardsticks won't be making them any longer, until we switch to Metric.

 

[USAFChief]

For Jocko: are you watching the TV broadcast?

Dick and Justin made some interesting comments about Correa's bounced throw from 2nd the other day.

 

[RickOShea]

14 minutes ago, Azviking101 said:

Carlos Correa, Mr rally killer himself 

Excluding his grand slam and two doubles this past week.

[Riverbrian]

1 minute ago, Jocko87 said:

Not if you don't want to be found.

That makes sense. 

How Bout Smooth Operator by Sade

"Coast to Coast... L.A. to Chicago". 

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

That gives me vertigo

Vertigo is the least of worries, a few seconds later....

[Squirrel]

Gallo needs to knock it out of here