GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox; 04/18/2023, 6:10pm Central Daylight Time

[Aggies7]

Another 13 k’s for the offense 

[Twins_Fan_For_Life]

I checked weather.com. it is indeed freezing in hell. In other news, Kepler makes a positive impact on a baseball game

[jkcarew]

Atta boy, Kep! We don’t care ‘bout no fancy BABIP in these parts!

[CoastiePilot08]

This offense is so uninspiring 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Maybe this will wake Kepler up!

[Vanimal46]

Gonna have to slither our way out of another jam. 

[RpR]

Why was Miranda not any where near Third Base?

If the coaches caused, we need NEW coaches.

[I wish the twins were good]

Did Devers just flip Correa the bird while he was standing on second? Correa kinda awkwardly leaned on him after applying the tag.

[stringer bell]

Taking Julien out instead of playing him at second tells me he is headed to St. Paul. 

[Sutter50]

1 minute ago, RpR said:

Why was Miranda not any where near Third Base?

If the coaches caused, we need NEW coaches.

Its Keplers fault

[USAFChief]

Just now, I wish the twins were good said:

Did Devers just flip Correa the bird while he was standing on second? Correa kinda awkwardly leaned on him after applying the tag.

Correa jokingly pretended to push Devers off 2nd base. 

[UpstateNewYorker]

Just now, stringer bell said:

Taking Julien out instead of playing him at second tells me he is headed to St. Paul. 

And/or they don't trust his defense. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

Taking Julien out instead of playing him at second tells me he is headed to St. Paul. 

I think we already knew Rocco's opinion of Julien's defense.

[I wish the twins were good]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Correa jokingly pretended to push Devers off 2nd base. 

So middle finger or were my eyes deceiving me?

[USAFChief]

Just now, I wish the twins were good said:

So middle finger or were my eyes deceiving me?

Joking middle finger. 

[Twins_Fan_For_Life]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

Taking Julien out instead of playing him at second tells me he is headed to St. Paul. 

Do you suppose he's in his '70's Gremlin - speeding toward the Saints' ballpark?

[CoastiePilot08]

Julien is going down when Polo is back. Not much debate there. 

[USAFChief]

Almost to the warning track at deep SS for Miranda. 

[Vanimal46]

Just now, CoastiePilot08 said:

Julien is going down when Polo is back. Not much debate there. 

He’s likely going down tomorrow when Gallo is activated. 

[KirbyDome89]

Twins: 13 Ks

Boston: 2-12 with RISP

This is a tough one to enjoy even for the most hardcore fans...

[RpR]

Well MIranda and some other Twins are hitting the ball but where a fielder is standing.

Still better than Strike Outs.

[Vanimal46]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Almost to the warning track at deep SS for Miranda. 

3 out of 10 Bremergasm there. 

[I wish the twins were good]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Joking middle finger. 

I can't recall catching anyone ever do that before during a live play

[Sutter50]

1 minute ago, KirbyDome89 said:

Twins: 13 Ks

Boston: 2-12 with RISP

This is a tough one to enjoy even for the most hardcore fans...

It's Kepler's fault

[KirbyDome89]

Just now, Sutter50 said:

It's Kepler's fault

Take a breath. 

[CoastiePilot08]

Twins offense is pretty unwatchable most nights. Yikes. 

[jkcarew]

Good hitting team with bad pitching: lose when you feel like you’re winning

Good pitching (and defense) with weak offense: win when it feels like you’re losing

[RpR]

Is there a trophy for a team with the most Strike Outs by batters?

[mrtwinsfan]

Larnach seems to look at alot of Hittable pitches   and keeping up his strikeout lead on the team

[IndyTwinsFan]

Yet another unproductive inning from our impotent offense.  Gee, imagine that!

AARGH.