GAME THREAD: 4/6/21 Minnesota Twins @ Detroit Tigers, 12:10 CDT

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Well put.

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[USAFChief]

 

How come not?

 

No Ma's.

[LaBombo]

 

How come not?

 

Do we really want to delve into existential justification with a woman who drinks moonshine and owns a firearm for every day of the week?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[USAFChief]

Can we worry about Kepler again?

[bighat]

Why is Rooker in this lineup - as has been mentioned, Garlick beat him out for a spot. And right now the kid looks pretty lost, can't hit a fastball right down the plate or do anything useful offensively. Here's hoping it's Garlick from here on out, Rooker needs to grab some pine ASAP.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

No Ma's.

Aye... Sí

[TouchEmAllGuy]

Buxton sighting!

[bighat]

 

 

Why is Rooker in this lineup - as has been mentioned, Garlick beat him out for a spot. And right now the kid looks pretty lost, can't hit a fastball right down the plate or do anything useful offensively. Here's hoping it's Garlick from here on out, Rooker needs to grab some pine ASAP.

And here's Bux replacing Rooker. Thank you Rocco!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Do we really want to delve into existential justification with a woman who drinks moonshine and owns a firearm for every day of the week?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anything for the sakes of symmetry and humor.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Buxton sighting!

And there was much rejoicing!

[operation mindcrime]

Why is Rooker in this lineup - as has been mentioned, Garlick beat him out for a spot. And right now the kid looks pretty lost, can't hit a fastball right down the plate or do anything useful offensively. Here's hoping it's Garlick from here on out, Rooker needs to grab some pine ASAP.

Akil Baddoo would get the job done!

[operation mindcrime]

C'mon Sleestak!!!!!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Orlando Arcia traded to the Braves.

 

No accompanying pun.

Regarding puns, folk just aren't looking hard enough.

 

If they do, they might see RCA (Arcia) on TBS

[mickeymental]

 

Anything for the sakes of symmetry and humor.

what a rube i am. all this time i'd been led to believe it was rheumatizz medicine.

[Danchat]

Stashak is lot looking today today. I'm be warming somebody up...

[bighat]

Stashak has been awful this year. Weakest link in the pen.

[nicksaviking]

 

Wait what? Seriously?

 

He said Orlando, not Oswaldo.

[USAFChief]

 

And here's Bux replacing Rooker. Thank you Rocco!

If he's going in, why wouldn't he hit for Rooker?

[Brock Beauchamp]

Woof, Stashak not looking good today.

[Brock Beauchamp]

If he's going in, why wouldn't he hit for Rooker?

Yeah, I don’t really get that. Maybe they want to limit Buxton at the plate? If so, why?

[nicksaviking]

Maybe it took 5 innings for Buxton's Peptid AC to kick in?

[operation mindcrime]

How frigging embarrassing!

[Brock Beauchamp]

I appreciate Miggy laughing at the joke that there’s a zero percent chance he runs there.

[USAFChief]

That 1-2 pitch to Grossman was not a major league effort.

 

 

[operation mindcrime]

Maybe we should've used Dobnak today Rocco!

[Brock Beauchamp]

I’m coming to suspect that Cody has no idea where the ball is going today.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Is this our first time this season coming to bat trailing?

[TouchEmAllGuy]

Those hanging sliders from Stashak make me cringe!

[Brock Beauchamp]

“Shoulder height” or “center center” are not the only places pitches can go, Stashak.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Is this our first time this season coming to bat trailing?

Huh, I think it is.