Game Thread "Godot" Twins @ Rangers 2:05pm cdt 8/18/2019

[Nine of twelve]

 

18 minutes??

Seriously???

You don't have to watch it now.

[mrtwinsfan]

 

I think he will. 

Hope so

[glunn]

 

18 minutes??

Seriously???

Short version -- it all goes back to two chickens and an egg.

[USAFChief]

Nobody is going to give you a "Like" for that post.

banhammer?

[mrtwinsfan]

One bad play by Calhoun ,  were lucky to be in the lead at all

[USAFChief]

I read it on the interweb, so I’m pretty sure it’s true, but I heard that current Ranger Lance Lynn and former Twin Lance Lynn do as well! Obviously MLB doesn’t have anti-nepotism rules.

dunno...you sure?...Ranger Lance Lynn bears almost no resemblance to former Twin Lance Lynn.

[IndianaTwin]

Short version -- it all goes back to two chickens and an egg.

Speaking of — I ordered a chicken and an egg this morning on Amazon. I’ll let you know.

[mrtwinsfan]

Pressing ur luck - Rocco

[Riverbrian]

 

One bad play by Calhoun ,  were lucky to be in the lead at all

 

I hate it when the opponent makes a mistake. 

 

It just diminishes the joy of taking advantage of it. .  

[PDX Twin]

Missing you, Joe.

[Riverbrian]

 

dunno...you sure?...Ranger Lance Lynn bears almost no resemblance to former Twin Lance Lynn.

 

But he does bear resemblance to an actual bear. 

[glunn]

Whew!

[mrtwinsfan]

PRETTY Pleez thats all we need , got 5 out of the guy

[USAFChief]

Alright, good job Martin. Five 'n dive works for me.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Some book says 4 feet good.

 

So that would be 7.5 good.

I think at the end of that book, it's 2 feet better, though. Would that end up being 15 better, or 15 total, thus 7.5 better than the 7.5 good?

[USAFChief]

I think at the end of that book, it's 2 feet better, though. Would that end up being 15 better, or 15 total, thus 7.5 better than the 7.5 good?

wut?

[obtusebanter]

Does Rocco run Dyson out there for another high leverage 6th inning?

[MVP Nick Punto]

wut?

We're dividing how high one of our hit balls went by the appropriate number of feet vis-a-vis Animal Farm. Don't worry about it.

[Don Walcott]

dunno...you sure?...Ranger Lance Lynn bears almost no resemblance to former Twin Lance Lynn.

But he looks a lot like Will Sasso with a beard.

[glunn]

Rangers reliever has bizarre motion and filthy curveball.

[FlauerPauer]

Those were pretty awful at-bats. Boys need a 1-2-3 inning here.

[glunn]

Someone should have watched more video of that Rangers reliever. Twins batters looked lost.

[IndianaTwin]

We're dividing how high one of our hit balls went by the appropriate number of feet vis-a-vis Animal Farm. Don't worry about it.

Check the TD constitution, please. American Lit and Agronomy were added to Math as inappropriate subjects.

[Nine of twelve]

Good job, Jake!

[obtusebanter]

F***ing get 'em Jake!

[Don Walcott]

Cave, man!!

[mrtwinsfan]

Cave nice catch, but tomm, got a feeling ur on the rochester xpress, for Nelson cruz

[Danchat]

I'm alright with Cave in RF instead of CF. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I think at the end of that book, it's 2 feet better, though. Would that end up being 15 better, or 15 total, thus 7.5 better than the 7.5 good?

Yes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

3-2 after 6.