Game Thread "Godot" Twins @ Rangers 2:05pm cdt 8/18/2019

[IndianaTwin]

And with that free pass to Polanco, Lance continues to play his role as “walker, Texas Ranger.”

[mickeymental]

 

meh. He was a pretty weak hitter.

abbott's career .095 was considerably better than dean chance's .066.

[Riverbrian]

 

Better third from Martín. Probably not really a game thread point, but I think his option is a no-brainer to be renewed.

 

Yeah probably but maybe shouldn't be. I have a personal thing against commitments to mediocre. 

 

However... with 3 arms to find... I assume they will try to avoid making it 4 arms to find. 

[USAFChief]

Sano showing Kepler how to hit one off the top of the wall.

the key, apparently, is having hang time measured in microseconds, rather than minutes.

[Don Walcott]

Heads up running play? Who ARE these guys?

[Circus Boy]

 

And with that free pass to Polanco, Lance continues to play his role as “walker, Texas Ranger.”

'Fess up... You've had that joke in your pocket all season, no?

[mrtwinsfan]

Rosario 6 runners left on so far= wow  least he got 1 in

[diehardtwinsfan]

small ball!

[Don Walcott]

And a productive out!!

[Riverbrian]

 

Did that double by Sano get more than 30 feet above the ground?

 

For accuracy... I'm trying to imagine 30 feet in my head. 

 

It's not working because I can't get past thinking it's 15 people and 150 Toes. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Still clinging to a 2-0 lead entering the 4th.

cbu

I miss anything?

 

Depends on what you were aiming at. 

[Don Walcott]

For accuracy... I'm trying to imagine 30 feet in my head.

 

It's not working because I can't get past thinking it's 15 people and 150 Toes.

And something like 27 left hands.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Not to Brock... think your add content could use some work.. Seeing adds for Sandy Alomar bobble head promotions in Cleveland. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Watching Rangers broadcast...very impressed with Sano.

 

They can't have him. 

[stringer bell]

With his comment about a four-game sweep, Bremer just jinxed the Twins.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Depends on what you were aiming at.

Updating Circus Boy.

 

I guess i missed another run in the next inning. And our time of posession advantage.

 

Did we get any sacks?

[IndianaTwin]

'Fess up... You've had that joke in your pocket all season, no?

You’ve been talking to my wife, haven’t you?

 

 

 

Speaking of saving up lines, I played in a golf scramble this week with my son and two friends, one of whom is a Cleveland fan.

 

After my son crushed one down the fairway, I dropped, “Wow, that looked like Max Kepler teeing off on Trevor Bauer.” After another, it was, “I don’t think even Trevor Bauer could throw it that far.”

 

Advantage: Twins fan.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

For accuracy... I'm trying to imagine 30 feet in my head.

 

It's not working because I can't get past thinking it's 15 people and 150 Toes.

Some book says 4 feet good.

 

So that would be 7.5 good.

[USAFChief]

Updating Circus Boy.

 

 

 

Did we get any sacks?

seems rather personal, but yes, Mrs Chief and I still get frisky occasionally.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

With his comment about a four-game sweep, Bremer just jinxed the Twins.

What's our record against the jinx?

[John Kelsey]

Hand crumbling again...

[Nine of twelve]

 

abbott's career .095 was considerably better than dean chance's .066.

Pfft. Dean Chance raked compared to some. He was ranked as the sixth-worst hitter according to this:

 

https://www.sbnation.com/2011/12/28/2666109/top-ten-list-worst-hitting-pitchers-of-all-time

[Riverbrian]

 

With his comment about a four-game sweep, Bremer just jinxed the Twins.

 

 

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[Circus Boy]

 

They can't have him. 

And to think a couple months ago a bunch of us thought he'd be fine trade bait.

[USAFChief]

Odd fact: Rangers catcher Jeff Mathis and crooner Johnnie Mathis are not related.

[PDX Twin]

Lots of seat numbers showing behind the plate today.

[Riverbrian]

 

Updating Circus Boy.

I guess i missed another run in the next inning. And our time of posession advantage.

Did we get any sacks?

 

Just one but it looks like we will be OK.

 

[stringer bell]

I haven't heard Smalley on color commentary in a while. I think he's pretty good. I like that he is able to point out players' weaknesses, and add some possible solutions.

[PDX Twin]

 

And to think a couple months ago a bunch of us thought he'd be fine trade bait.

 

I still think so, but I might hold out for a pretty big fish.

[USAFChief]

Shift happens.