Game Thread Royals @ Twins 6/15/19 6:10 PM CDT

[ashbury]

Yeah keep it up and you'll get Ashbury'd

Trying to decide whether to make this the first post I simultaneously click Like and give a warning point to.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Gonzo trying to show he's actually a competent outfielder!

[operation mindcrime]

MARWIN!!!!!!

[stringer bell]

Trying to be fair here. It looks like Hernandez has been very consistent at the bottom of the zone, not so much on the outside corner. As far as missing the pitch to Cuthpert, it was no worse than the 3-2 ring up of Encarnaciòn less than a week ago.

[nicksaviking]

You guys, stop verbing nouns.

If we couldn’t verb nouns then there’s no way I’d be hammered right now.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Holy cow Marwin was playing shallow! That was almost an inside-the-parker...

[twinsnorth49]

Well that's a catch

[Aggies7]

I’m on my 4th pounder can of the evening. I don’t need any more stuff to upset my stomach

[LaBombo]

 

Do you think Angel drinks before umping a game? If not, do you think he should?

 

University Health News Daily saaaaaays...

 

The Dangers of Dehydration: Swollen Eyes and a Shrunken Brain

 

Yes.

[snotboogie]

Whit Merrifield.  The Tommy LaStella of the Royals.

[LaBombo]

 

What is the nature of being Ashburied?

 

It's when a scary bald dude shakes a metaphorical nuclear missile at you and yells "We will Ashbury you!!!!"

 

[MNT1996]

Get. A. Closer.

[Aggies7]

Ok I’ll take a Zantac

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I can read lips, and they are saying...

 

“Do this for #7”

[snotboogie]

 

It's when a scary bald dude shakes a metaphorical nuclear missile at you and yells "We will Ashbury you!!!!"

 

I look at this reference and wonder,"Why don't young people relate to baseball?"

[Aggies7]

Jesse Crain ain’t walkin out of those bullpen doors, guys

[LaBombo]

Bit crowded in the neighborhood tonight, but he got the job done, so...

 

Edited June 16, 2019 by LaBombo

[operation mindcrime]

47-22 Go Twins!!!!!!

[Blake]

 

Your instincts are spotless.

 

[Aggies7]

We have a good team. Just need a few more

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It's when a scary bald dude shakes a metaphorical nuclear missile at you and yells "We will Ashbury you!!!!"

 

Come on guys, no fighting in war room!

[ashbury]

This is a fun team to watch.

[twinsnorth49]

Game closed.... as expected. 

[snotboogie]

 

[MVP Nick Punto]

Chicker chicker, wicker dinner!... Right?

[PDX Twin]

Lose-able game in the win column. That's how championships are won!

[Blake]

 

You guys, stop verbing nouns.

I thought "Verb" was a noun?

[MNT1996]

 

We have a good team. Just need a few more

 

Twins FO: "Oh we hear you. We got Matt Capps coming up for ya."

[70charger]

 

https://www.splendidtable.org/recipes/basic-beer-can-chicken

 

Beer can chicken is a classic. You have to pour out half the beer in the can first (into your gullet), but try adding a few things to what's left. Worcestershire, a few cloves of garlic, etc. 

[jz7233]

Rogers saved the day. Btw, I have more faith in Sano than Schoop these days.