Game Thread Twins @ Mariners 3:10pm cdt 5/19/19/19 ad

[Dave The Dastardly]

There once was a pitcher named Gibble

Who at the corners liked to nibble

but when he pitched north and south

he struck batters out

and about that we didn't quibble

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So when do they finally move Buxton out of the #9 spot

Will this be a running gag?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

There once was a pitcher named Gibble

Who at the corners liked to nibble

but when he pitched north and south

he struck batters out

and about that we didn't quibble

I like poetry!

 

Don't forget coaxing a dribble up the middle.

[Mill1634]

Luis!!!

[operation mindcrime]

Arraez!!!!!!!!!

[MNT1996]

Arraez looks like a keeper

[operation mindcrime]

Alright Polanco!!!!

[MNT1996]

The catcher was just discussing with Schoop if it was alright if get got hit

[Mill1634]

Good inning Kyle!

[ScrapTheNickname]

Hey, I have a new idea!!

Sano should shorten his looping, round, tremendous, arching, sweeping swing ....ala Garza and Cruz.

[twins_89]

Sano's pitch recognition seems ok, he just has really struggled to make contact on off-speed pitches in the strike zone.

[bighat]

 

There once was a pitcher named Gibble

Who at the corners liked to nibble

but when he pitched north and south

he struck batters out

and about that we didn't quibble

 

There once was a pitcher named Gibson

Who went to the Caribbean on a Mission

He nibbled on flounder

Lost 30 pounder

And now he's stopped going fishin'

 

 

[Richie the Rally Goat]

There once was a man from Woonsocket

Who had a mouse in his pocket

They talked about Rocco

And ate a few tacos

Didn't run the parade but they walked it

this is the first limerick I’ve ever read that wasn’t dirty

[VATwinsFan]

So I guess today we are getting Good Kyle?

 

At true least through the 5th I mean.

[Nine of twelve]

 

It's nice song, eh? How do you sing it backwards? _ _ _ GO!
 

[Mill1634]

Buxton catches that

[VATwinsFan]

So I guess today we are getting Good Kyle?

At true least through the 5th I mean.

Never mind.

[bighat]

Dang Bux wasn't quite able to grab that. Sun?

[twins_89]

 

It's annoying how much Gibson nibbles on the corners

 

I'd be more comfortable if his misses were closer to the strike zone. There have been way too many at bats where he was ahead 1-2 and then wasted a couple of pitches that were not close enough to get the hitter to swing.

[MNT1996]

That's what's going to happen when you keep falling behind 2-0 and 3-0

[Nine of twelve]

 

I might be over. But I could be under the coffee table.

A woman in her 90's told me this poem:

 

At a party one drink is my limit,

Or maybe two at the most.

After three I'm under the table.

After four I'm under the host.

[LaBombo]

 

Arraez!!!!!!!!!

 

That's the sound my cousin used to make when yelling at his brother Ray after about the 10th Hamms.

[Nine of twelve]

 

Latroy Hawkins sucks, the job belongs to Morneau

The best would be Kaat and Morneau.

[wabene]

I'm on DVR delay but whatever go Gibby!I loved that called third strike!!! He's gonna be standing tall next inning!!

[MNT1996]

This dude has some fantastic plate discipline 

[bighat]

Arraenz is legit.

[stringer bell]

Nice AB from the newcomer.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

A woman in her 90's told me this poem:

 

At a party one drink is my limit,

Or maybe two at the most.

After three I'm under the table.

After four I'm under the host.

Not to be snooty but that's a Dorothy Parker quote. That old woman you know stole it!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

That was your pitch Buck!

[bighat]

Bux is just dialed in right now. Great back to back walks.