Game Thread: Twins vs Red Sox, 6/20 @ 7:10 PM CT

[Danchat]

KEPLER!!!!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Huh. So that happened.

[LVTwinsfan]

Ladies and gentlemen, Max Kepler

[ashbury]

Price is looking vulnerable at the moment. We need to get some runs before he figures it out

Your prescription worked, Doctor!

[VATwinsFan]

Herr Kepler hat mit dem Home Run gemacht!!

 

Das ist sehr schoen.

[LVTwinsfan]

 

 

The Twins should consider scoring a run or two this inning

Glad they heard me

[ashbury]

Adrianza runs at half the speed you expect a guy built like that to run.

Nah, all the other guys than Ehire just run twice as fast as I expect.

[TFRazor]

 

Your prescription worked, Doctor!

Well, you know it is a team game and I can't take all the credit. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Under the current collective bargaining agreement, he gets $2000 worth of pizza and $2000 worth of ice cream for every game.

I can't tell if liquidity of assets is desired in this case...

[USAFChief]

Kepler getting hot for a month would help considerably.

[ashbury]

Well, you know it is a team game and I can't take all the credit. 

Gotta play one game at a time. I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the ball club. There's no 'I' in RBI.

[TFRazor]

 

Gotta play one game at a time. I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the ball club. There's no 'I' in RBI.

I would say something self-deprecating but we all know it would be a lie

[Brock Beauchamp]

Lynn is throwing so many garbage pitches again. Even Cristian Guzman wouldn't swing at them.

[TFRazor]

 

Lynn is throwing so many garbage pitches again. Even Cristian Guzman wouldn't swing at them.

I think you underestimate Cristian Guzman's willingness to swing at garbage... You underestimate badly

[sampleSizeOfOne]

UHOHHHHOOHHOHOHOHOHHHOHOH!!!!! MAD MAX HAS RETURNED!

I don't think he's mad at anybody... Honest.

[TFRazor]

 

I don't think he's mad at anybody... Honest.

There's a ball in the stands that would beg to disagree

[ashbury]

I can't tell if liquidity of assets is desired in this case...

It's one of those rare cases where the recipient requests that half the assets be frozen.

[LVTwinsfan]

Lynn's been tough to watch, but he held them to one, pretty sure he's done now.

[gil4]

 

That's what I said last night -- the Red Sox keep running that same stinky lineup out there

Maybe they will wise up and dump a few of those guys so we can rescue their careers from the scrap heap. Their top 4 are only 2-9 tonight - you can't win with the top of the order hitting .222. Dump all of them. 

[LVTwinsfan]

I think the Twins should consider adding a few more runs

[jun]

Lynn just likes to battle and he usually wins.

[LVTwinsfan]

Sale and then Price, there has to be some economic humor there

[TFRazor]

 

Maybe they will wise up and dump a few of those guys so we can rescue their careers from the scrap heap. Their top 4 are only 2-9 tonight - you can't win with the top of the order hitting .222. Dump all of them. 

We could find somewhere for JD Martinez

[gil4]

 

Under the current collective bargaining agreement, he gets $2000 worth of pizza and $2000 worth of ice cream for every game.

Tell him to stop sharing with Sano.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Bunt attempt.

 

But... why?

[LVTwinsfan]

nice bunt, don't try that again

[sampleSizeOfOne]

That LaMarr bounce must have been a wicked hop. Still not sure how it got by the SS, as it was nearly roght at him...

[VATwinsFan]

For some reason I want call LaMarre Jacque or Heddy.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

And am parked in a bar watching on NESN, but cell charge is waning...

So i might be less talkative? postative than ordinarily...

[LVTwinsfan]

 

For some reason I want call LaMarre Jacque or Heddy.

It's Hedley