Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 5/25 @ 9:10pm CT

[IndianaTwin]

 

The Objective: Game threads will be a sanctuary from unmistakable hard-nosed negativity.

 

 

 

Thanks. 

 

'Cause negativity stinks. 

 

Can I say that?

Edited May 25, 2018 by IndianaTwin

[snotboogie]

 

Moral of the story, don't lurk. What's your position on the important issue of Russian Blue versus Golden Retriever?

 

These.

 

[ashbury]

Thanks. 

 

'Cause negativity stinks. 

 

Can I say that?

[USAFChief]

 

Thanks. 

 

'Cause negativity stinks. 

 

Can I say that?

Positively, you can.

[ashbury]

Positively, you can.

Are you sure?

[Platoon]

Thanks. 

 

'Cause negativity stinks. 

 

Can I say that?

No but you can type it. But the real question is this: 'Cause negativity stinks.' Would that be a double negative?

[TwinsCD]

 

Our advice would be to not try to be either of these guys. But, if you can pull off the look with aplomb like they do, after apparently losing a bet, we won't say a word.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0m5QePrcVNk/UvS_FNo5aLI/AAAAAAAABN0/Ed8iQNHUaMg/s1600/20140207_b.JPG
 
 

 

Completely appropriate that a pair of jorts would have Gators logos on it as that is the official garb of a Florida football fan.

[USAFChief]

BTW, our dog when I was a young boy-Aware Wolf-was a female. I remember one time I took her uptown, and wouldn't you know it, she stopped walking, plopped down, and had puppies right there on the sidewalk.

 

Our town cop was such a jerk. He came by and yelled at me for 10 minutes, and then gave Aware Wolf a ticket.

 

...

 

 

...

 

 

For littering.

[Platoon]

Are you sure?

Me first! 'No'

[Platoon]

BTW, our dog when I was a young boy-Aware Wolf-was a female. I remember one time I took her uptown, and wouldn't you know it, she stopped walking, plopped down, and had puppies right there on the sidewalk.

 

Our town cop was such a jerk. He came by and yelled at me for 10 minutes, and then gave Aware Wolf a ticket.

...

 

 

...

 

 

For littering.

I had no idea that they chiseled jokes this long on stone tablets? [ ]

[ashbury]

Completely appropriate that a pair of jorts would have Gators logos on it as that is the official garb of a Florida football fan.

They went 4-7 last fall. Perhaps he lost a bet and the penalty was having to wear his own school's garb.

[ashbury]

I had no idea that they chiseled jokes this long on stone tablets? [ ]

Chief's been a chiseler since time began, I am told.

[Mike Sixel]

Today is National Wine Day! So enjoy a glass, or a couple of bottles today just because!

This is the weekend all the wineries in Oregon can be open, even if they don't normally have a tasting room. It is crowded, but worth it. We'll be out one, two, maybe three days.

[Don Walcott]

 

The Objective: Game threads will be a sanctuary from unmistakable hard-nosed negativity.

 

You know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

[Nine of twelve]

BTW, our dog when I was a young boy-Aware Wolf-was a female. I remember one time I took her uptown, and wouldn't you know it, she stopped walking, plopped down, and had puppies right there on the sidewalk.

 

Our town cop was such a jerk. He came by and yelled at me for 10 minutes, and then gave Aware Wolf a ticket.

 

...

 

 

...

 

 

For littering.

The pregnant pause was appropriate.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

BTW, our dog when I was a young boy-Aware Wolf-was a female. I remember one time I took her uptown, and wouldn't you know it, she stopped walking, plopped down, and had puppies right there on the sidewalk.

 

Our town cop was such a jerk. He came by and yelled at me for 10 minutes, and then gave Aware Wolf a ticket.

 

...

 

 

...

 

 

For littering.

Alitering ticket? To Aware Wolf?

 

Was this the Poem Police?

 

Hopefully there was a rhyme or a reason to the charge...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Can someone tell me how to access the live game thread?

Just like this:

 

http://www.proyectosalonhogar.com/Homeschool/DESKTOP3.GIF

 

 

 

You should be all set!

 

Go Twins!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

O look!

 

The line ups are... well... up!

 

"BEMEMMREB"

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The pregnant paws was appropriate.

fixed!

[ashbury]

You know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

I tried explaining this legal detail when I visited this one place last week. The bouncer was roundly unimpressed.

 

http://www.rollonfriday.com/Portals/0/Images/bouncer.jpg

[sampleSizeOfOne]

fixed!

Too little, to late...

 

Note the litter.

 

But i am glad this thread is sanctuary.

 

Aware wolves can use it.

 

Anyway, back to baseball...

 

Still a couple of hours away?

 

With Sano back, hopefully our offence may errupt, like the second coming of Helen.

[DocBauer]

Today is National Wine Day! So enjoy a glass, or a couple of bottles today just because!

Repeating.."wine" and not "whine".

[DocBauer]

What's next? Are you going to tell people how to dress?

Long as you ARE dressed. Naked game thread typing just sounds so...wrong.

[DocBauer]

Lots of intelligent and witty banter!

 

I must be in the wrong place.

[Don Walcott]

 

I tried explaining this legal detail when I visited this one place last week. The bouncer was roundly unimpressed.

 

http://www.rollonfriday.com/Portals/0/Images/bouncer.jpg

I've got buddies who died face down in the muck so we could enjoy this family establishment!!

[yarnivek1972]

I’m guessing very few of you are old enough to have heard Bill Cosby’s take on dogs and cats.

[ashbury]

I’m guessing very few of you are old enough to have heard Bill Cosby’s take on dogs and cats.

Cosby?

[jtkoupal]

The Twins need to take 2 in Seattle. It won't be easy. The Mariner's are a good team and the Twins have had trouble with them in years past, especially in Seattle. 

 

The Mariners are favored in every game, per FiveThirtyEight. (61% Friday, 54% Saturday, 53% Sunday)

 

Probability of a Twins Sweep, 8.4%

Probability of a Mariners Sweep, 17.5%

 

The Mariners are in the Driver's Seat for the 2nd Wild Card at the moment. Gotta take at least 2 here.

[TwinsCD]

Mariners traded for Denard Span just in time to torture us again this weekend.

[Riverbrian]

 

You know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

 

I know.

 

I tried to broadcast my slow motion video of a single grasshopper destroying a farm in Missouri on CNN. The video was 3 years long in length and CNN refused it. 

 

I cited prior restraint and they cited Market Forces blah blah blah.  

 

What is this world coming to?