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Game Thread: Twins vs. Diamondbacks 8-19 @ 6:10 PM CT

Vanimal46

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USAFChief GOAT

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Naturally, I have a lot of friends and co-workers here in Tucson who are Dbacks fans.

 

Which reminds me..what do Dback fans use for birth control?

Blake All-Star

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Again, just how much difference does it make for a pitcher, when the pitcher knows the people behind him are going to make the plays.

Blake All-Star

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Naturally, I have a lot of friends and co-workers here in Tucson who are Dbacks fans.

 

Which reminds me..what do Dback fans use for birth control?

Bad jokes?

Monkeypaws FCL Twins

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Berrios showing how to pitch with a 5 run lead. Throw strikes, engage your above average defense, allow fans to be entertained, and still have the panache to whiff a guy like Lamb with 96 mph heat. 

 

This team....

USAFChief GOAT

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OK...one more.

 

I bought my 3 year old granddaughter a Vikings jersey for her birthday last week.  I had to take it back though, my daughter in law wouldn't let her wear it.

 

She was afraid it represented too much of a choking hazard.

USAFChief GOAT

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Is that a dig at Iowa? For shame!

No.

 

And I would never take a dig at Iowa.

 

Which reminds me...how do you get an engineering degree at the University of Iowa?

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Naturally, I have a lot of friends and co-workers here in Tucson who are Dbacks fans.

 

Which reminds me..what do Dback fans use for birth control?

Which reminds me, I once told my mom, "You've never been funny in your life. You don't know how to make a joke." To which she replied, "I made you."

D. Hocking FCL Twins

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I wonder if, at "Diamondbacks Daily," if the moderators have to crack down on Hoover jokes.

 

Hmmm - I wonder if Diamondbacks Daily similar posters -- DiamondbackSouth who lives in the country just on the other side of the border, and someone how lives in the neighboring state who starts a lot of game threads and is either a creative genius or fell on his head as  a child, an older poster who remembers when the Grand Canyon was a slight ditch when he was a child etc.

howeda7 FCL Twins

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Sounds like Sano is hurt and Garver will be coming in to DH. Hope it's not the hamstring again.

Is he hurt or being pulled for not running on the last ground ball?

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Close.

 

Their personality.

And here I thought you were going to say something like "Vassssssssssssssectomy."

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