Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 5/19 @ 7:10pm CT

[twinsnorth49]

I spend so much of my time on hererailing against negativity. And the one thought that has been running through my head all day is:

 

When is Berrios' TJ surgery scheduled for?

 

I don't know what's wrong with me.

You spend too much time on here, that's what.....obviously.

 

Now, if Berrios ends up having TJ, you'll have to burn in eternal damnation.......sorry, nothing personal.

[Jerr]

 

I'm insulted that you don't consider Hamms a beer. It's the best of the cheap beers. For shame.

And as a child, always got out of bed to watch their TV commercials!!!! "From the land of sky blue Waters"!!!!

[Jerr]

 

So let's say you order new furniture.... Is it normal to expect the company to pick up and discard your existing furniture? 

Depends......

[ThejacKmp]

 

And as a child, always got out of bed to watch their TV commercials!!!! "From the land of sky blue Waters"!!!!

I've been to the lake from the boundary waters. My buddies and I went on a canoeing trip after graduating and that was where we wanted to be. God we were poetic in our youth.

[Jerr]

 

I've been to the lake from the boundary waters. My buddies and I went on a canoeing trip after graduating and that was where we wanted to be. God we were poetic in our youth.

Commercial had cartoon characters from the forest and a catchy "boom boom boom" beat.

never had a Hamms Beer, but may have to pick some up   

[Jerr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yHsoW6CTjM

 

Yep, that's it and in its glorious black and  white color         always got me out of bed!!!

[Joe A. Preusser]

You spend too much time on here, that's what.....obviously.

Now, if Berrios ends up having TJ, you'll have to burn in eternal damnation.......sorry, nothing personal.

If JO needs Tommy John surgery I'll pass you the match myself.

[Halsey Hall]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yHsoW6CTjM

 

Yep, that's it and in its glorious black and  white color         always got me out of bed!!!

Got me into bed, I worked there one summer.  Worked at Schmidt's for 3 summers. Never had a lack of beer on hand. 

[big dog]

Mmmm....Hamm's.....

 

RB, that was a great explanation of South Dakota politics, where everything definitely tilts to the right- turns out it is the southeast, too.

[ashbury]

The only way I remember graduating from University is because of that piece of paper they gave me, which apparently is proof.

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

I've been to the lake from the boundary waters. My buddies and I went on a canoeing trip after graduating and that was where we wanted to be. God we were poetic in our youth.

I was pathetic in my youth. Come to think of it, nothing's changed much.

[David HK]

I knew that about South Dakota - about it being tilted to the southeast. I tried driving from Minnesota out to the Black Hills once and my car (it was a 4 cylinder Renault) kept rolling backwards. Some said it was because I didn't set the parking brake. But I couldn't see the advantage of setting the parking brake when I was trying to do 60 mph down the interstate. I finally gave up at the Corn Palace, got on the east-bound (and down - little play on words there if you remember the movie) lane, put the Renault in neutral and coasted all the way back to Sioux Falls. Which proved two things; French cars do get great mileage when they're going down hill and life is mostly uphill and full of reverses.

 

Speaking of reverses, I once tried climbing the Big Horn Mountains in a 1946 6-cylinder Chevy hippy school bus. The bus came to a dead stop in the middle of the highway about half way up, even though I had it in super low and the accelerator to the floor. Had to back down the switchback highway for over a mile before I could find a shoulder wide enough to turn around. I didn't get a lot of love from the cars trying to get around me. But I did get a lot of birds. Of course once I managed to turn the hippy bus around without dropping it off the edge of the mountain, it rolled all the way back to Sioux Falls without using any gas. Which was good because us hippies didn't have any money anyway.

 

There's another life lesson in there somewhere but I'm not sure what it is. That time period is kind of hazy for me.

 

Sort of like whether or not the Twins will get in a ballgame today.

 

Long way to go for a baseball connection... but it was fun getting there.

 

Just an idea here, about the bus trip-- maybe you just, kinda, like, thought you did, man?

[Riverbrian]

 

Is there any responsibility involved? 'Cause I've been trying to avoid responsibility for the last 13 years. Getting pretty good at it, too. Though my wife claims I've been mostly irresponsible for that last 33 years. I don't understand where she's coming from. I gave her four kids to take care of.

 

There is the responsibility of posting something prior to game time. 

 

Once posted... in my experience... there is no responsibility when it comes to what happens after you post. 

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

So let's say you order new furniture.... Is it normal to expect the company to pick up and discard your existing furniture? 

 

I don't know... I am often confused by "Normal"

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

There is the responsibility of posting something prior to game time. 

 

Once posted... in my experience... there is no responsibility when it comes to what happens after you post. 

Can I do it incognito? I was actually in a bar once called "Cognito". I won't tell you what I did there because you won't be able to prove it...

[Riverbrian]

 

Can I do it incognito? I was actually in a bar once called "Cognito". I won't tell you what I did there because you won't be able to prove it...

 

You can do it incognito and outcognito. Either way... i'm sure it will be neat-o

[sampleSizeOfOne]

There is the responsibility of posting something prior to game time.

 

Once posted... in my experience... there is no responsibility when it comes to what happens after you post.

The pebble interupting the serene pond, does not know how ripples will impact the far shore...

 

Be the pebble.

 

Oh yeah. And provide lineups, i suppose.

[DrNeau]

Joe Mauer has the same amount of home runs as Madison Bumgarner. It is May 19th. 

Edited May 20, 2017 by DrNeau

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Oh yeah. I should check on the game...

 

Phew. No score yet.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Joe Mauer has the same amount of home runs as Madison Bumgarner. It is May 19th.

Wow!

 

How many more years has Mauer played?

[USAFChief]

 

The only way I remember graduating from University is because of that piece of paper they gave me, which apparently is proof.

I'm not sure a restraining order is proof of graduation, even in Canada, but if that's what they told you, who am I to quibble?

[DrNeau]

 

Wow!

How many more years has Mauer played?

5/19/17

 

AL 1B - Joe Mauer

HR: 2

 

NL P - Madison Bumgarner

HR: 2

 

 

Edited May 20, 2017 by DrNeau

[USAFChief]

 

Wow!

How many more years has Mauer played?

Early clubhouse POTD leader.

[DrNeau]

 

Wow!

How many more years has Mauer played

 

 

Please fill in the blanks. 

 

Joe Mauer - 2017

 

SLG: 

OPS: 

[USAFChief]

Ok, serious question...who the **** is Nate Karns?

[DrNeau]

Here comes Joe!

[BoofBonser]

Anyone else have an OCD about the way catchers throw the ball back? 
Perez is very aesthetically appealing in that regard

Edited May 20, 2017 by BoofBonser

[DrNeau]

Joe is raking the dirt.

[Linus]

Grossman has his back pocket out. As if anybody much less the youth of Minnesota give a bleep if he chews.

[DrNeau]

OOOP! Fly out to left-center. Right where the CF was lined up. KC didn't shade left, or anything.