Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 4/3 @ 3:10pm CT

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Who cares, Baseball is here! 

 

(The complaining shall return tomorrow)

 

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0f/0f049d4969c0d497a3f659a0d4b4297ee2613b2030d4450bffed570b702e8939.jpg

[PopRiveter]

I just got to politely refrain from cheering for Robbie Grossman while seated at my cubicle!

I'm watching the introductions to a real baseball game!

YeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhH!

[Jerr]

 

Who cares, Baseball is here! 

 

(The complaining shall return tomorrow)

Ohhh I feel there will be complaining before tomorrow  

[70charger]

Our long, national nightmare is over. Baseball is back.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Ohhh I feel there will be complaining before tomorrow  

 

I disagree, and I'm not happy with your post.  Why can't people just be positive, and stop complaining all the time?

[Intramural Legend]

 

Ohhh I feel there will be complaining before tomorrow  

 

OK, but I'm tuning it out until after the first pitch at a minimum!

[Mike Sixel]

 

Definitely Axl.  Derrick is a good option too.  After that, I don't know that there's many other well-known Roses out there.  Jalen is a bit niche, and Erica (from the Bachelor) is extremely niche.

 

First name Rose....very sad list here:

http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-named-rose-v1/reference

 

Last name Rose....much better list, but um, not totally safe for work!

http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-named-rose-v1/reference

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

In his interview with Cory, Paul mentioned that his late inning guys will be Pressly, Rogers, and Belisle.  For all you Powertrip listeners out there...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxnokRvrcvI

[King]

Happy Opening Day everyone.. Go Twins!

[Blake]

 

Definitely Axl.  Derrick is a good option too.  After that, I don't know that there's many other well-known Roses out there.  Jalen is a bit niche, and Erica (from the Bachelor) is extremely niche.

Axl must have gone off drugs because he's definitely added some "density."

[Intramural Legend]

 

Happy Opening Day everyone.. Go Twins!

 

Winning or not, this signifies that Summer is pretty much here!

[nicksaviking]

Plenty of available seats left folks. Come on down!

[Blake]

 

Twins game is on at VFW where post memorial is at.. Sano looks good with dreads!

So, we're going with fashion so we don't have to talk about the on-field product?

[Winston Smith]

 

I disagree, and I'm not happy with your post.  Why can't people just be positive, and stop complaining all the time?

So you are complaining about people complaining? Of course now I'm complaining about you complaining about people complaining and the season hasn't even started. I think it's all Brian's fault. 

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

First name Rose....very sad list here:

http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-named-rose-v1/reference

 

Last name Rose....much better list, but um, not totally safe for work!

http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-named-rose-v1/reference

 

Two of them are sisters.  That poor dad.

[Blake]

Wow, Dick really has some great self-control. I about died laughing when Dick talked about the "improved" pitching staff. Dick, however, didn't turn a hair.

[Mike Sixel]

Milone with a 9.00 ERA, in line for the win stat though....

[Vanimal46]

So, we're going with fashion so we don't have to talk about the on-field product?

Pretty much. It's my first time seeing these guys this year.. Bert also has new glasses I see.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

So you are complaining about people complaining? Of course now I'm complaining about you complaining about people complaining and the season hasn't even started. I think it's all Brian's fault. 

 

Yeah!  Brian's Fault!  Brian's Fault!  Brian's Fault!

[Mike Sixel]

 

Two of them are sisters.  That poor dad.

 

were they, I didn't read that closely....

[Cap'n Piranha]

Cory introduces Dazzle as "Twins Great Dan Gladden".  Leaving aside for a second whether or not that's true, do we think Cory is contractually obligated to say Twins Great?

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

were they, I didn't read that closely....

 

I mean, what?  Ummm, neither did I.  You were saying?

[Jerr]

National Anthem, we're getting close......................................

[Mike Sixel]

 

I mean, what?  Ummm, neither did I.  You were saying?

 

Ah, so you saw the movies then? Got it.

[Craig Arko]

Here we go...

[D. Hocking]

 

It just occurred to me...

Is Leia now a Disney Princess?

What about Ms. Piggy?

Ah, complexities of franchise acquisition...

 

I am pretty sure Ms. Piggy would consider herself at least a queen or possibly empress.

 

Damn - too busy at work today -- and this thread is moving.  I am afraid I am going to miss some really well thought-out and rational posts by not being able to read everything.

[HitInAPinch]

Start of a new season with weak ass fireworks......

[Intramural Legend]

So much for pitch framing!

[Vanimal46]

Might as well shut down the lights. Season's over.

 

First pitch is a ball.

[Dr. Evil]

What uniforms are the Twins wearing for the opener?