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Hosken Bombo Disco
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Perfect baseball weather for game 2 of the series.    Pitchers: Wei-Yin Chen (3-2, 4.25) vs. Ricky Nolasco (2-4, 4.93). Lineups at bottom.    Being a Twins fan in 2016 is no doubt some sort of cosmic

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Went to visit a friend, and we got into a big argument.   "Today's youth are too dependent on technology," he declared.   "I don't know," I replied.  "We're pretty dependent on it too, even at our age

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I had two tickets to the Twins game on the passenger seat of my car. I come out of the store, my window is shattered.   Four Twins tickets on the seat now.   True story.

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Have the Twins hit double digits yet this year?  This could be the night!

Wins or losses?

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Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

 

A sleepover at Jeter's?     Cooo uhl!      More details,   please!      Who got to be on top?       And did she get a glow in the dark compass ring too?

 

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Not Jeter. What a life. I wonder what his Ron Mexico is?

What I'm more curious about it whether he just has a closet full of handbags, signed baseballs and $40? 

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dick has completely lost it.

 

It's hard to think of a more timely disability to survive the nightly grind of making these Twins entertaining.

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Runs man, runs.

 

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I remember there were stories when Mauer was single, his "date" would get one of his Quick Swings, a coupon to Dairy Queen, and pair of Zubaz..

Haha this thread is getting silly

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Went to visit a friend, and we got into a big argument.

 

"Today's youth are too dependent on technology," he declared.

 

"I don't know," I replied.  "We're pretty dependent on it too, even at our age."

 

"No"

 

"Yes"  

 

Back and forth, back and forth.

 

FInally, I had had enough and decided to prove it to him.  I disconnected his life support.

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I remember there were stories when Mauer was single, his "date" would get one of his Quick Swings, a coupon to Dairy Queen, and pair of Zubaz..

I guess there was little in the way of repeat business, then.

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