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But who's the real dummy there?

"We already know the answer, we're just negotiating the price... apparently one handbag plus incidentals."

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"We already know the answer, we're just negotiating the price... apparently one handbag plus incidentals."

What was all that talk about a signed baseball?

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"Oh! A far side calendar!"

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A friend of mine used to keep Far Side calendars like that on his coffee table.  When he'd bring dates over, he'd leave to go fix them something and hoping they'd look at the calendar and read it.  If they laughed, he'd say they were worth keeping around for awhile.  If they didn't, or had blank looks on their faces, that would be the last date.

 

True story.

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I guess there was little in the way of repeat business, then.

Probably depended on which Zobaz they got. If you got a purple zebra print, yeah quit while your ahead.
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Just think of how many guys have girlfriends/wives with a signed Derek Jeter baseball!  They all thought it was really cool until they figured how how she got it.

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A friend of mine used to keep Far Side calendars like that on his coffee table.  When he'd bring dates over, he'd leave to go fix them something.  Hoping they'd look at the calendar and read it.  If they laughed, he'd say they were worth keeping around for awhile.  If they didn't, or had blank looks on their faces, that would be the last date.

Your friend must have been awfully attractive to have the luxury of screening potential girlfriends by using far side cartoons

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Probably depended on which Zobaz they got. If you got a purple zebra print, yeah quit while your ahead.

That's being ahead?????

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Your friend must have been awfully attractive to have the luxury of screening potential girlfriends by using far side cartoons

Women seemed to think so.  And, in fairness, they didn't know they were being tested.  Have you ever known anyone to be able to resist reading a Far Side calendar?

 

Mostly, he wanted a woman with some intelligence.  He's pretty much a genius but with social skills.

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On a positive note,   Dick informs us that Jepsen has given up hits and runs far more efficiently the past few outings,   keeping his pitch count low and enabling him to pitch more often...

 

 

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Mostly, he wanted a woman with some intelligence.  He's pretty much a genius  

Yeah...I'm skeptical.

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Mostly, he wanted a woman with some intelligence.  He's pretty much a genius but with social skills.

That's a thing?
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Women seemed to think so.  And, in fairness, they didn't know they were being tested.  Have you ever known anyone to be able to resist reading a Far Side calendar?

 

Mostly, he wanted a woman with some intelligence.  He's pretty much a genius but with social skills.

Sure, but girls don't seem to find my "blondie" bed sheets very humorous

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Just think of how many guys have girlfriends/wives with a signed Derek Jeter baseball!  They all thought it was really cool until they figured how how she got it.

Know a woman with a signed John Kruk ball...

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Sure, but girls don't seem to find my "blondie" bed sheets very humorous

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Understandable.

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Women seemed to think so.  And, in fairness, they didn't know they were being tested.  Have you ever known anyone to be able to resist reading a Far Side calendar?

 

Mostly, he wanted a woman with some intelligence.  He's pretty much a genius but with social skills.

Pretty sure none of us Far Side fans have social skills.

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Know a woman with a signed John Kruk ball...

Lenny dykstra used to give out signed empty pouches of red man

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Pretty sure none of us Far Side fans have social skills.

Hey, I'm insulted!

 

 

Oh, who am I kidding ...

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