Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/8, 7:10 PM

[Darius]

The Marlins logo/uniform is obscene.

[USAFChief]

 

Buxton would've been back in the dugout

ftfy.

 

//that, right there, works TWO ways, eh?//

[Aggies7]

The Marlins logo/uniform is obscene.

I'm more offended that they have two rings in 20 years and nobody gives a turkey about them in miami

[operation mindcrime]

another of my absolute favorites!

 

Show Dick some respect!

I expected more from a letterman!

[jimbo92107]

Does it look to anybody else like Oswaldo Arcia is gradually getting better at the plate? He seems to be seeing the ball better, his balance seems better... This is not a good time to trade him. If this guy ever really gets hot, it could be quite a thing to see.

[Squirrel]

It was my dad's as well.  Which, I guess, makes sense :-)

If you had said your great grandpa, yeah.

[USAFChief]

 

It was my dad's as well.  Which, I guess, makes sense :-)

I'da went with "grampa," but this wasn't bad.

[Darius]

I had two tickets to the Twins game on the passenger seat of my car. I come out of the store, my window is shattered.

 

Four Twins tickets on the seat now.

 

True story.

I see you listen the progrum.

[jimmer]

 

I'da went with "grampa," but this wasn't bad.

after last night, I thought I'd take it easy.  I hate papercuts with lemon juice.

[Squirrel]

I'da went with "grampa," but this wasn't bad.

I think I got it right.

[USAFChief]

Of all the Dickbert-isms, "THREE and oh" is my absolute favorite.

[Aggies7]

For the love of god it's only the 6th inning

[Aggies7]

Meh, why would they take advantage of a little league error?

[Squirrel]

For the love of god it's only the 6th inning

What does love or God have to do with that?

[tobi0040]

Turns out Buxton and Kepler are seeing better left handed pitching in big leagues

[LaBombo]

 

Buxton would've been on third,

 

...  stolen home without a sign,  and won a footrace with the Uber carrying his bags to the airport for the flight to Rochester.

[Aggies7]

What does love or God have to do with that?

When I worked for a minor league team, that was a common saying, among other things, to complain about the pace of play. 2 hours and 10 minutes should get ya more the 6 full

[Squirrel]

Wow, Nunez ... where did he come from?

[Aggies7]

What a play

[USAFChief]

 

For the love of god it's only the 6th inning

"OK, Paul, see, we ain't sellin' a lot 'o tickets, see.  And I don't see anyways to change that any time soon, see.  So I'm thinking...'how ELSE do we sell more nine dollar beers?' and I'm thinking...if they're forced to STAY there longer..."

[Aggies7]

Wow, Nunez ... where did he come from?

The Yankees

[Squirrel]

When I worked for a minor league team, that was a common saying, among other things, to complain about the pace of play. 2 hours and 10 minutes should get ya more the 6 full

Should, but it doesn't always. So, go with it and smell some roses, or tulips if you prefer.

[tobi0040]

I see you listen the progrum.

 

I am offended you would suggest that. I don't. I don't know what that is

 

I will ask my neighbor if he listens

[Squirrel]

The Yankees

I know. I was being rhetorical.

[Aggies7]

I know. I was being rhetorical.

I know, I was being sarcastic

 

 

[Blake]

Thought:

 

Move Tonkin, Pressley and May into the starting rotation and move the starters, Nolasco, Hughes and Dean into the bullpen.

 

Might as well, as they're going to wind up pitching anyway.

[Squirrel]

"OK, Paul, see, we ain't sellin' a lot 'o tickets, see.  And I don't see anyways to change that any time soon, see.  So I'm thinking...'how ELSE do we sell more nine dollar beers?' and I'm thinking...if they're forced to STAY there longer..."

Yeah, but Aggies woulda been out the door already, so no beer sold to him.

[jimbo92107]

Hey, Taylor Rogers!

[Squirrel]

I know, I was being sarcastic

I know. I was playing it straight to deflect your sarcasm.

[HitInAPinch]

 

I know. I was being rhetorical.

we don't get many rhetoricals here...