Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/8, 7:10 PM

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

COOL!

 

Where the hell is the next batter?  They should be running to the plate!

and then, unfortunately, there was Buxton.

 

/sad trombone

[USAFChief]

 

Did I hear correctly that Rosario has 81 at bats with 0 walks since his demotion?

How many plate appearances?

 

[operation mindcrime]

Arcia has really been playing some solid defense so far this season!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

How many plate appearances?

 

To figure that out, you would have to add in his walks and stuff

[D. Hocking]

 

Mauer on pace for 19.55 HR's this year.....just sayin'!

 

I am calling he is going to get the .55 homerun in the wild card play off game which they make by the skin of their teeth after having a historic July, August and September as the hottest team in baseball.

[HitInAPinch]

 

How many plate appearances?

 

82, smart guy    

[Richie the Rally Goat]

A couple days ago, someone posted after the Zac Brown concert at TF that they "didn't get" country music.

 

Perhaps you're just listening to the wrong stuff.

 

Try this:

 

I'm more of a metamodernist myself. Might I suggest:

 

[Whammy]

 

I'm not able to watch the game, but I can just close my eyes a picture Mauer's HR barely clearing the fence in left-center.

 

Saw the replay, just what I expected.

 

Mauer Flower Power!

[USAFChief]

Plooff-see!

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Plouuuuffff!!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Our clean up hitter finally cleans up

[operation mindcrime]

Speaking of country music there's an award show on NickHD and this is some of the worst music I have ever heard!

[NoCryingInBaseball]

OK, time to trade him!!

[HitInAPinch]

 

Plooff-see!

oh, sure. give it away

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Saw the replay, just what I expected.

 

Mauer Flower Power!

Did you not trust yourself?

[HitInAPinch]

this is what the Twins should have been doing in the last several games.  They've been facing a lot of hit-able pitchers.

[David HK]

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

[Aggies7]

Wei*

[Circus Boy]

What rule allows two runs to score when we hit a homerun?

[Squirrel]

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

Do you want me to pinch you to find out?

[spinowner]

Just tuned in. Typical big early lead as usual, eh?

[Circus Boy]

 

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

 

Cats and dogs are sleeping together.

[Aggies7]

Bert doesn't want 5 o'clock hitters and 7 o'clock S*******

[HitInAPinch]

 

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

63 HR's in 58 games.  Yes, you are dreaming...

[jimmer]

Did you not trust yourself?

do you know what they call a HR that barely clears the fence? a homerun.

[USAFChief]

My trip home from work was scary.  Mrs Chief called on the cell to tell me to be careful...there was a lunatic driving the wrong way home on the freeway.

 

I told her it was even worse...there were hundreds of them!

[Whammy]

 

do you know what they call a HR that barely clears the fence? a homerun.

 

I'm just glad that the design team at Populous didn't have that fence back 5'

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

Maybe you want to use 'hallucinating' instead?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Nolasco not exactly dealing against the worlds greatest lineup, but he's getting the job done and not doing too bad.

[operation mindcrime]

When Santana comes back we should trade Arcia! We should also trade Kennys Vargas we don't seem to have a role for him anymore.