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Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/8, 7:10 PM


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Maybe you want to use 'hallucinating' instead? :)

I still volunteer to pinch him to make sure.

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Mrs Chief and I had a sort of...embarrassing incident in church last Sunday.

 

I "let one go,"  but silently.  Then another, but fortunately not a sound.

 

I leaned over and asked her if she had noticed, sort of proud of my ability to be quiet.

 

She looked at me with "that look," and asked me when was the last time I put new batteries in my hearing aid.

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When Santana comes back we should trade Arcia! We should also trade Kennys Vargas we don't seem to have a role for him anymore.

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Mrs Chief and I had a sort of...embarrassing incident in church last Sunday.

 

I "let one go,"  but silently.  Then another, but fortunately not a sound.

 

I leaned over and asked her if she had noticed, sort of proud of my ability to be quiet.

 

She looked at me with "that look," and asked me when was the last time I put new batteries in my hearing aid.

Chief's got a million of them!

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Chief's got a million of them!

 

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Mr and Mrs Chief wanted to join a church but it required them to abstain from marital relations for a month. At the end of the month they met with the pastor who asked them if they had fulfilled the requirements. Chief said that, sadly, Mrs Chief had bent over to pick up a bag of potatoes, and one thing led to another. The pastor said that they would have to leave and never come back. And Chief said, "That's OK, they told us the same thing at Lunds."

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Terry Ryan should have just opened his window and thrown out wads of money rather than give it to RN

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