Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/8, 7:10 PM

[tobi0040]

He came through my town once. Let's just say he doesn't limit himself to major league towns

4 a week over 18 years. 3,700.

[Blake]

 

Have the Twins hit double digits yet this year?  This could be the night!

Wins or losses?

[LaBombo]

 

Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

 

A sleepover at Jeter's?     Cooo uhl!      More details,   please!      Who got to be on top?       And did she get a glow in the dark compass ring too?

 

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[Aggies7]

4 a week over 18 years. 3,700.

Rose-ian numbers

[notoriousgod71]

dick has completely lost it.

[gocgo]

 

Not Jeter. What a life. I wonder what his Ron Mexico is?

What I'm more curious about it whether he just has a closet full of handbags, signed baseballs and $40? 

[Aggies7]

dick has completely lost it.

Oh my god! I couldn't even imagine that happening to me

[jimmer]

 

dick has completely lost it.

Show Dick some respect!

[formerly33]

 

dick has completely lost it.

You seem to suggest that he ever had anything to lose.

[gocgo]

 

Wins or losses?

Runs man, runs.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

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No duck from the ceiling?

 

I thought we were talking a bout something else...

[LaBombo]

 

dick has completely lost it.

 

It's hard to think of a more timely disability to survive the nightly grind of making these Twins entertaining.

[HitInAPinch]

Suzuki the masher!

[LaBombo]

 

Runs man, runs.

 

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[Aggies7]

So how many runs do we need to bring KJ in?

[jimmer]

 

So how many runs do we need to bring KJ in?

42

[Aggies7]

Runs man, runs.

[D. Hocking]

I remember there were stories when Mauer was single, his "date" would get one of his Quick Swings, a coupon to Dairy Queen, and pair of Zubaz..

[Aggies7]

I remember there were stories when Mauer was single, his "date" would get one of his Quick Swings, a coupon to Dairy Queen, and pair of Zubaz..

Haha this thread is getting silly

[LaBombo]

 

 

Suzuki the masher!

 

Yup.    Also hear he does a mean Watusi...

 

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[Squirrel]

Damn it

[gocgo]

 

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I hope that wasn't part of the gift bag.

[USAFChief]

Went to visit a friend, and we got into a big argument.

 

"Today's youth are too dependent on technology," he declared.

 

"I don't know," I replied.  "We're pretty dependent on it too, even at our age."

 

"No"

 

"Yes"  

 

Back and forth, back and forth.

 

FInally, I had had enough and decided to prove it to him.  I disconnected his life support.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

pfft.

 

There's no gonna be no SAVE opportunity.

A Suzuki double suddenly makes this seem more plausible...

[Aggies7]

I hope that wasn't part of the gift bag.

I usually hand these out to my dates

I'm not a 10/10, is what I'm getting at

[USAFChief]

 

I remember there were stories when Mauer was single, his "date" would get one of his Quick Swings, a coupon to Dairy Queen, and pair of Zubaz..

I guess there was little in the way of repeat business, then.

[LaBombo]

 

 

So how many runs do we need to bring KJ in?

 

You'll find the answer at the top of the stairs and to your left.

 

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[ashbury]

 

And Joey Giraffe crosses the plate with the go-ahead run!

 

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[gocgo]

 

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Actually, the bottle of Pepto should have been what I gave the ladies when I was single...here ya go honey, you got so drunk last night that you need this.

[Squirrel]

I usually hand these out to my datesimage.jpeg

I'm not a 10/10, is what I'm getting at

I don't get it ...