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I would guess it's end of the season physicals and such but maybe something more than aches and pains with Perkins and May?  

 

Possibly Hughes. Perkins at least maintained his velocity this year, but Hughes has dropped roughly 3 mph since last year. Man I hope not. Maybe the injury news is "everyone's super healthy!!!"

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I can report that I have chapped lips.

 

When that happend to my old man he would say that he needed to 'find a horse'. "why dad?" "So I can kiss his butt and stop licking my lips".

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What, no " Mauer has a hangnail or stubbed his toe, so he'll be out until June" cracks?

 

I'm proud of you all.

Now you've done it.

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What, no " Mauer has a hangnail or stubbed his toe, so he'll be out until June" cracks?

 

I'm proud of you all.

I am unable to tolerate someone being proud of me.

I believe that is called "bi-lateral frontal lobe weakness".

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I am unable to tolerate someone being proud of me.

I believe that is called "bi-lateral frontal lobe weakness".

It's OK. He's not proud anymore... I ruined everything.

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